“- Jim Norman: Those punks said they transferred in from Milford. I checked, I can't find any Milford High.
- Old Officer Neil: That's because it isn't a school.”
Tim Matheson - Jim Norman
Duncan McLeod - Old Officer Neil

“High school is a lot like prison: bad food, high fences, the sex you want you ain't getting, the sex you getting you don't want.”
Eddie Griffin - Luther

“We go from third-rate schools to first class high-tech prisons.”
John Cusack - Father Mike Corridan

Remeber that friend in High School, who wanted to make bongs out of everything? Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit. One day you find your friend goin' "Hey look, man, I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of this one, go on take a hit".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Get this disgrace to his race out of here!”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark