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“I didn't go past second base, which means nothing below the waist... my waist not his.”
“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?”
“They had Greta Thunberg headlining. She’s this teenage girl who’d become famous even though everything she says is depressing. Kind of like Billie Eilish.”
“For 18 years your mother is the most important person to you in your entire life. And then... and then... One day poof! You're gone. And then what are you supposed to do. Like, just adjust? Just like that?”
“I wanna be thirty and flirty and thriving.”
- Dudley Laywicker: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
- Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
- Dudley Laywicker: Not “late”, mother, “laid”. The past participle of the verb “to lay”. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
“I don't give a damn if Marvin Gaye is gonna be there, you’re not going to that party!”
“Cynthia Sullivan-Hi, Jake, look how big you're getting.
Jake Harper-It's called puberty.
Charlie Harper-It's called donuts.
“I’m a teenager. We act without thinking, and we get zits. It’s what we do.”
“You have so many years and screw-ups ahead of you.”
“Ryan-I used to want to be an architect.
Kirsten-And what do you want to be now?
“Musicians for the most part are monosyllabic teenagers who really don't have a whole lot to say.”
“It shouldn’t matter what anyone in the school thinks. You are who you are. Don’t let anyone take that away from you.”
“Do you know how long I’ve been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I’ve never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle’s scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I’ll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started? Simon tried to kiss me at Claire Tyler’s 14th...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Hi. I’m Eep. In my defense, I had been living in a cave my whole life, and I didn’t really come across other people very often, let alone a boy! And to think, the only two teenagers in the world, and we found each other. It’s like fate brought us together. My whole family loved him, except for dad. But eventually, Guy won him over.”
“He gives me a funny feeling, like I have butterflies in my stomach. Not just the ones I had for lunch, but like other butterflies.”
“Daughters! Teenagers! You got to make them happy.”