School quotes

“- Arnold Stoner: [to wife, off camera] Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
- Arnold Stoner: [to Anthony, as he makes a fruit smoothie] Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a bright kid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold...
-...” (continue) (continue reading)
Strother Martin - Arnold Stoner
Edie Adams - Mrs. Tempest Stoner

“Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.”

Janeane Garofalo - Bowler

“- Paul Stephens: Who's Anne Frank?
- Jenny Anderman: Um, a girl in my English class.”
Christopher Collet - Paul Stephens
Cynthia Nixon - Jenny Anderman

“- Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised]
- Dewey Finn: Billy?
- Billy: You.”

Jack Black - Dewey Finn
Brian Falduto - Billy

“- Jacob Kowalski: Did... Did you say school? Is there a school? A wizardry school here in, uh, America?
- Queenie: Of course. Ilvermorny. It's only the best wizard school in the whole world.
- Newt: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts.”
Dan Fogler - Jacob Kowalski
Alison Sudol - Queenie
Eddie Redmayne - Newt

“- Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
- Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.”
Donna Bullock - Mrs. Kidman
Chris Marquette - Eli

Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when you're handing out the... (continue) (continue reading)

Molly Shannon - Anita

“He dropped out of a better school than I dropped out of.”

Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“- Mike Baker: Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?
- Jim Baker: Where are you learning that stuff?
- Mike Baker: School.
- Jim Baker: Good. I get my money's worth.”
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Paul Dooley - Jim Baker

“- Phil Foster: What'd you learn in school today?
- Oliver Foster, Charlotte Foster: Nothing.
- Phil Foster: Oh, fantastic. Won't have to pay for college.”
Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
Jonathan Morgan Heit - Oliver Foster
Savannah Paige Rae - Charlotte Foster

“- Claire Standish: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
- John Bender: Poor baby.”
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“This is gonna be fun. You're gonna meet kids today you can borrow money from the rest of your life.”

Chris Evans - Frank Adler

“- Jane's Father: So where are you thinking of going to school next year?
- Tim Dunphy: Um, I'm thinkin' college.
- Jane's Father: Any school in particular?
- Tim Dunphy: Yeah, probably.”
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy

“Okay, I'm going to keep this short. Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Any questions?”

Harry Shearer - Mr. Burns

“- Francis: Tell us everything! Everything!
- Chunk: Everything. Okay! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...”
Joe Pantoliano - Francis
Jeff Cohen - Chunk

“- Jake Phillips: What is a fine, white-bread boy like you doing in a place like this?
- Rick Latimer: Keeping my warm ass planted in this chair.”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Jake Phillips
Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“D'you know our high school reunion's comin' up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my fucking wrists when I think about that?”
Milla Jovovich - Fangora

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

Graham Kartna - Homeschooled Boy

“We go from third-rate schools to first class high-tech prisons.”
John Cusack - Father Mike Corridan

“School, I never truly got the knack of. I could never focus on things I didn't want to learn.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“Of the over 3.7 million high school graduates this year, less than 2% can tell you what a fax machine is, name a Caucasian president, or know who Derek Zoolander was!”
Matt Lauer - Himself

“- Trevor McKenney: Are you saying you'll flunk us if we don't change the world?
- Eugene Simonet: Well, no. But you might just scrape by with a C.”
Haley Joel Osment - Trevor McKinney
Kevin Spacey - Eugene Simonet

“- Ben Healy: Junior, now you get out of this car! You are going to school.
- Junior Healy: No way I'd rather eat a turd!”
John Ritter - Ben Healy
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“- Frank Adler: We've discussed this ad nauseum.
- Mary Adler: What's ad nauseum?
- Frank Adler: Oh, you don't know? Well, looks like someone needs school.”
Chris Evans - Frank Adler
Mckenna Grace - Mary Adler