School quotes
397 school quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Matilda
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Arnold Stoner: [to wife, off camera] Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
- Arnold Stoner: [to Anthony, as he makes a fruit smoothie] Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a brightkid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold...
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: School of Rock
“- Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised]
- Dewey Finn: Billy?
- Billy: You.” - From the movie: The Breakfast Club
- From the movie: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
“Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake, you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes, you don't know what that's like.”
- From the movie: School of Rock
- From the movie: Not Another Teen Movie
“- Jake Wyler: So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?
- Janey Briggs: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?” - From the movie: High School Musical 3: Senior Year
“East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brulee, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor. It's a place where one person, if it's the right person, changes us all. East High is having friends we'll keep for the rest of our lives,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Mona Lisa Smile
- From the movie: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
“I never made it to the sixth grade, kid. And it doesn't look like you're gonna, either.”
- From the movie: Little Miss Sunshine
“I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap high school and everything, just skip it.”
- From the movie: Radio
“You take him out of this school, you might as well just take his life from him.”
- From the movie: Overboard
“- Annie: Mrs. Burbridge, would you come over here for a moment? Has it escaped your attention that these children have head to toe poison oak?
- Adele Burbridge: Well no, I... well yes, but...
- Annie: But what? My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which exist...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Polyester
- Lu-Lu Fishpaw: I got my report card today. Wanna see it?
- Francine Fishpaw: Have you done any better this time? [looking at the report card] Lu-Lu, you have failed every single subject again!
- Lu-Lu Fishpaw: No, Ma. They changed the grading system. "F" is for "Fantastic"!
- Francine Fishpaw: You little liar! It's a good thing you're not... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Blind Side
“They have lots of body parts. Arms and legs and hands, from hospitals and medical schools. And do you know where they store 'em? Right underneath the football field. So while it's fine and dandy to have 100,000 fans cheering for you, the bodies you should be worried about are the ones right under the turf. Set to poke up through the ground and...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Matilda
“My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children… at all.”
- From the movie: Another Round
- From the TV Series: Wednesday
“I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.”
- From the TV Series: Two and a Half Men
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“School spirit is for losers man. You're just like floating along on the conveyer belt of conformity... pep rallies, extra curricular activities, washing your hair... It's all just a trap, man.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“These after-school specials are thrilling. Who knew that one beer could turn a cheerleader into a whore?”
- From the TV Series: 2 Broke Girls
- From the TV Series: 2 Broke Girls
“In private school, we never bent down to put our mouths on anything unless it had a yacht.”
- From the movie: Crazy Rich Asians
“Let me get this straight. You both went to the same school. Yet someone came back with a degree that's useful, and the other one came back as Asian Ellen.”
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