School quotes

“- Matilda: I want to go to school.
- Mr. Wormwood: School? It's out of the question. Who would be here to sign for the packages? We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep. Now go watch TV like a good kid.”
Mara Wilson - Matilda
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood

“- Arnold Stoner: [to wife, off camera] Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
- Arnold Stoner: [to Anthony, as he makes a fruit smoothie] Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a brightkid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold...
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Strother Martin - Arnold Stoner
Edie Adams - Mrs. Tempest Stoner

“- Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised]
- Dewey Finn: Billy?
- Billy: You.”

Jack Black - Dewey Finn
Brian Falduto - Billy

“- Dewey Finn: You know what? You don't have to worry about me 'cos i'm tough. If a kid gets outta line, I got no problem, smackin' 'em in the head.
- Rosalie Mullins: No. No, we don't use corporal punishment here.
- Dewey Finn: Okay, so just... verbal abuse?”

Jack Black - Dewey Finn
Joan Cusack - Rosalie Mullins

“I never made it to the sixth grade, kid. And it doesn't look like you're gonna, either.”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime

“I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap high school and everything, just skip it.”
Paul Dano - Dwayne

“You take him out of this school, you might as well just take his life from him.”
Ed Harris - Coach Jones

“My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children… at all.”
Pam Ferris - Trunchbull

“- Molly: Gigi, where the fuck you going to school next year?
- Gigi: Don't judge me. It was my fifth choice: Harvard.”
Beanie Feldstein - Molly
Billie Lourd - Gigi

“- Molly: You don't even care about school.
- Triple A: No, I just don't only care about school.”
Beanie Feldstein - Molly
Molly Gordon - Triple A

“- Molly: You failed the seventh grade twice.
- Theo: Rule of threes.”
Beanie Feldstein - Molly
Eduardo Franco - Theo

“I was a huge nerd in high school. Sure, I socialized - but I was definitely a nerd.”
Bella Heathcote

“Through theater and acting school, I found a way to articulate myself.”
Adam Driver

“Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.”

Janeane Garofalo - Bowler

“- Paul Stephens: Who's Anne Frank?
- Jenny Anderman: Um, a girl in my English class.”
Christopher Collet - Paul Stephens
Cynthia Nixon - Jenny Anderman

“- Jacob Kowalski: Did... Did you say school? Is there a school? A wizardry school here in, uh, America?
- Queenie: Of course. Ilvermorny. It's only the best wizard school in the whole world.
- Newt: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts.”
Dan Fogler - Jacob Kowalski
Alison Sudol - Queenie
Eddie Redmayne - Newt

“- Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
- Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.”
Donna Bullock - Mrs. Kidman
Chris Marquette - Eli

Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when you're handing out the... (continue)(continue reading)

Molly Shannon - Anita

“He dropped out of a better school than I dropped out of.”

Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“- Mike Baker: Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?
- Jim Baker: Where are you learning that stuff?
- Mike Baker: School.
- Jim Baker: Good. I get my money's worth.”
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Paul Dooley - Jim Baker

“- Phil Foster: What'd you learn in school today?
- Oliver Foster, Charlotte Foster: Nothing.
- Phil Foster: Oh, fantastic. Won't have to pay for college.”
Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
Jonathan Morgan Heit - Oliver Foster
Savannah Paige Rae - Charlotte Foster

“- Claire Standish: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
- John Bender: Poor baby.”
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“This is gonna be fun. You're gonna meetkids today you can borrow money from the rest of your life.”

Chris Evans - Frank Adler

“- Jane's Father: So where are you thinking of going to school next year?
- Tim Dunphy: Um, I'm thinkin' college.
- Jane's Father: Any school in particular?
- Tim Dunphy: Yeah, probably.”
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy