“- Arnold Stoner: [to wife, off camera] Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
- Arnold Stoner: [to Anthony, as he makes a fruit smoothie] Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a bright kid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold...
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School quotes
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“- Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised]
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“I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap high school and everything, just skip it.”
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“You take him out of this school, you might as well just take his life from him.”
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“Through theater and acting school, I found a way to articulate myself.”
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“OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.”
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“- Paul Stephens: Who's Anne Frank?
- Jenny Anderman: Um, a girl in my English class.”
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“- Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
- Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.”
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Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when you're handing out the... (continue) (continue reading)
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“He dropped out of a better school than I dropped out of.”
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“Okay, I'm going to keep this short. Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Any questions?”
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“- Francis: Tell us everything! Everything!
- Chunk: Everything. Okay! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...”
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“D'you know our high school reunion's comin' up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my fucking wrists when I think about that?”
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“We go from third-rate schools to first class high-tech prisons.”
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“School, I never truly got the knack of. I could never focus on things I didn't want to learn.”
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