“- Kevin Lomax: What about love?
- John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.”
Keanu Reeves - Kevin Lomax
Al Pacino - John Milton

“- Putter: Billie Jean, I don't feel so good.
- Billie Jean: I wonder why, you only ate 12 Kit-Kats.”
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“I am your friend. I have chocolate.”
Craig Wasson - Cpl. Stephen Courcey

“- Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop? [licks her son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
- Kate: What if that had been poop?”
Maura Tierney - Caroline
Tina Fey - Kate

“I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me.”
Wendy Crewson - Lila