Party quotes

“- Tyler: What's rule number one?
- Zak: Party.”
Shia LaBeouf - Tyler
Zack Gottsagen - Zak

“- Dave Marshak: We party here.
- Fitz: We party big.
- Ed: We party now.”
Dean Cameron - Dave Marshak
Stuart Fratkin - Fitz Fitzgerald
Patrick Labyorteaux - Ed Young

“- Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
- Gary: Yeah! Yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”
Barry Diamond - Rudy
Gary Grossman - Gary

“- Caitlin Sheinbaum: I never said an open party, my parents will slaughter me.
- Sabrina: Well it's a small price to pay when you consider what it'll do for your social life.”
Ivey Lloyd - Caitlin Sheinbaum
January Sorensen - Sabrina

“Oh, I haven't been this drunk, you know, since Queen Victoria's coronation. I woke up on the banks of the Thames.”
Miranda Otto - Zelda Spellman

“Davos is basically Coachella for billionaires.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Dash Bracket

“Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“- Sophie: Grandma? You weren't invited.
- Ruby Sheridan: That's the best kind of party, little girl.”
Amanda Seyfried - Sophie
Cher - Ruby Sheridan

“Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.”
Kathryn Beaumont - Alice in Wondeland

“Oh, well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and-and-and boring, and-and completely... Completely wonderful.”
Ilene Woods - Cinderella

“- Pierre: May I join the celebration? I'll take the check and leave with the check; of course, after drinking your health in champagne. If they have champagne in Las Vegas?
- Maria Corvier: They have everything in Las Vegas.”
Paul Henreid - Pierre
Cyd Charisse - Maria Corvier

“When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.”
Gloria Stuart

“If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you.”

Will Arnett - Batman

“My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.”
Bronson Pinchot - Elliot Blitzer

“- Michael Ryan: What are you guys doing tonight?
- Deborah Anne Fimple: Nothing much.
- Toni: Kappa Omega party.
- Michael Ryan: Oh, you mean the homo house?
- Deborah Anne Fimple: Well one will crack jokes about others when they are insecure with their own masculinity.”
C. Thomas Howell - Michael Ryan
Kelly Preston - Deborah Anne Fimple
Lori Loughlin - Toni

“He gives large parties, and I like large parties, they're so intimate. Small parties, there isn't any privacy.”

Elizabeth Debicki - Jordan Baker

“Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.”
Jim Broadbent - Dad

“- Felix: These wise guys are lost!
- Deborah: Wise men don't get lost, Felix.
- Felix: So you're saying they know where this birthday party is?
- Cyrus: And what makes you so certain it's a birthday party?
- Deborah: Oh, here we go.
- Felix: Have you seen the presents these guys are bringing? Gold? Myrrh? Frankincense?
- Cyrus: Could be a baby...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tracy Morgan - Felix
Oprah Winfrey - Deborah
Tyler Perry - Cyrus

“I like to rock n' roll all night and part of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.”
Paul Rudd - Danny

“- Missy Armitage: Something to lighten the mood.
- Dean Armitage: Yes, yeah, let's get this party back on track. How about sparklers and Bingo?”
Catherine Keener - Missy Armitage
Bradley Whitford - Dean Armitage

“- Miles: Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
- Sam Witwicky: Of course. It's a lake, public property!”
John Robinson - Miles
Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky

“Nothing is as priceless as the prom picture.”
Matthew Lillard - Tim

“I told Clooney, George, you’re worth $100 million — of course you can afford to be a socialist!”
Kevin Sorbo On George Clooney

“- Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out!
- Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
- Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary.
- Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
- Emily Middleton: Not true.
- Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.”
Amy Schumer - Emily Middleton
Goldie Hawn - Linda Middleton
Wanda Sykes - Ruth

“Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley