“I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.”
Peter Gallagher

“- Kim: Why can't you do it?
- Jim: Because my father keeps the damn room locked. We need Edward to get us in.
- Kim: Well can't you just take the key when he's sleeping or something?
- Jim: You don't understand. The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.”
Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim

“- Kim: Jim, it's your house. They can't arrest you for setting off your own alarm. We'll just tell them we were breaking in.
- Jim: I'm not going back there. Okay?
- Kim: We have to go back.
- Jim: No, because my father will prosecute.
- Kim: His own son?
- Jim: Especially his own son. If Edward tells, I'll kill him.”
Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim

“Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?”
Maritza Murray - Keecia

“- Lauren Hannon: Go on, run home to daddy!
- Heather Fitzgerald: At least my family wants me home.”
Crystal Lowe - Lauren Hannon
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Heather Fitzgerald