When I was in the cubs there was this porn mag being passed around and all the other kids were deciding which girl they liked and stuff... and this other kid, he whispers to me "I don't know what all the fuss is about, I'd rather see another boy's willy anytime!". So I said "So would I!".

Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“- Janice: When did you first feel that you were...
- Jane: A lesbian? It's okay, you can say it without becoming one.”
Stockard Channing - Janice
Ellen Muth - Jane

“Are you positive your mother's a bitch?”

Loren Dean - Mumford

“- Sidney: I always thought I had the perfect Mom, the perfect family until I found out I was wrong. She had a secret life and I tried to understand that. And... soon as I thought... then I had more secrets. I don't know who my Mom was.
- Mark: You knew who she was to you.”
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott
Patrick Dempsey - Detective Mark Kincaid

“- Kermit the Frog: Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?
- Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear