“A Muppet Family Christmas” quotes

Movie A Muppet Family Christmas
Title A Muppet Family Christmas
Year 1987
Directors Peter Harris, Eric Till
Genre Comedy, Music, Family
Interpreted by
All actors – Frank Oz, Dave Goelz, Richard Hunt, Kathryn Mullen, Jerry Nelson, Karen Prell, Steve Whitmire, David Rudman, Jim Henson, Caroll Spinney, Gerard Parkes, Terry Angus
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  • “- Kermit the Frog: Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?
    - Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.”

    Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
    Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
    [Tag:awareness, mother]
  • “- The Great Gonzo: This is not a good place for turkeys!
    - Turkey: Not to worry. I'm a survivor.”

    Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
    Steve Whitmire - Turkey
    [Tag:place, survival]
  • “- Kermit the Frog: Outside? Fozzie it's too cold to go outside.
    - Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
    - Kermit the Frog: It is cold!
    - Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
    - Snowman: Can I come in and warm up?
    - Fozzie Bear: Okay, so it's cold.”

    Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
    Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
    Frank Oz - Snowman
  • “- Kermit the Frog: Another crisis solved.
    - Robin the Frog: Yeah, there sure are a lot of us here.
    - Kermit the Frog: Well, all families start to come together.
    - Robin the Frog: We always get together at Christmas.
    - Kermit the Frog: Yeah, life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this.”

    Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
    Jerry Nelson - Robin the Frog
  • “- Turkey: Where's my room?
    - Gonzo: If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven. See you at dinner.”

    Steve Whitmire - Turkey
    Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
  • “- Snowman: But it's always cold at Christmas.
    - Fozzie Bear: Ah, Christmas. Time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rein-bear.
    - Snowman: That's reindeer.
    - Fozzie Bear: No, that's snow, darling!!”

    Richard Hunt - Snowman
    Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
    [Tag:christmas, cold, snow]
  • “- Doc: You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas!
    - Animal: Peace on Earth! Give me presents!”

    Gerard Parkes - Doc
    Frank Oz - Animal
    [Tag:christmas, gift, peace]
  • “You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.”
    Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
  • “I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers on a hook on the wall.”
    Jerry Nelson - Emily 'Ma' Bear
    [Tag:sleeping, space]
  • “- The Great Gonzo: Camila's my girlfriend!
    - Turkey: You've gotta be kiddin'. You're not even a bird!
    - The Great Gonzo: Well, nobody's perfect.”

    Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
    Steve Whitmire - Turkey
  • “- Doc: Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas.
    - Emily 'Ma' Bear: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip.”

    Gerard Parkes - Doc
    Jerry Nelson - Emily 'Ma' Bear
  • “- Doc: Aw, that was fun! Even weirdos are cute when they're babies.
    - The Great Gonzo: I knew you'd learn to love us!
    - Doc: I didn't say that.”

    Gerard Parkes - Doc
    Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
  • “- Emily 'Ma' Bear: There. Fozzie's stocking is hung by the mantle so Santa will bring him a present.
    - Fozzie Bear: Aw, Ma, this is embarrassing. I mean, I'm not a cub anymore, I'm a grown bear.
    - Emily 'Ma' Bear: Oh. Well, I'll take it down.
    - Fozzie Bear: Oh no, I didn't say that.”

    Jerry Nelson - Emily 'Ma' Bear
    Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
  • “I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!”
    Gerard Parkes - Doc
    [Tag:animals, food]