Frank Oz movie quotes

“- Luke Skywalker: All right, I'll give it a try.
- Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.”
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker
Frank Oz - Yoda

“Do or do not; there is no try.”
Frank Oz

“If that's the Happiness Hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like.”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Fozzie Bear: I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Dave Goelz - Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

“- Luke Skywalker: I don't, I don't believe it.
- Yoda: That is why you fail.”

Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker
Frank Oz - Yoda

“- Kermit the Frog: Where did you learn to drive?
- Fozzie Bear: I took a correspondence course.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Miss Piggy: You mad, impetuous thing, it's champagne!
- Insolent Waiter: Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.”
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Steve Martin - Insolent Waiter

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?”

Frank Oz - Yoda

“Work hard, lad, and one day, your life will be as solid as this very building!”

Frank Oz - Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates

“- Kermit the Frog: He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we never forget one of our own.
- Miss Piggy: I love it when you take charge.
- Fozzie Bear: Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.
- Kermit the Frog: Okay... well, uh, from this point on , no matter what happens, we never forget one...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Whitmire - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“You are all weirdos.”

Frank Oz - Sam the Eagle

“Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.”
Frank Oz - Yoda

“- Kermit the Frog: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
- Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
- Animal: Renoir!”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Zoot
Frank Oz - Animal

“- Kermit the Frog: Gee. A Studebaker. Where did you get it?
- Fozzie Bear: My uncle left it to me.
- Kermit the Frog: Is he dead?
- Fozzie Bear: No, he's hibernating.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Fozzie Bear: Hello, I'd like an ice cream.
- Ice Cream Vendor: What do you want? Chocolate, vanilla, coffee, peach, fudge, rum, banana?
- Fozzie Bear: Honey.
- Ice Cream Vendor: Honey? I beg your pardon, I hardly know you.
- Fozzie Bear: Seriously, I'd like a honey ice cream cone for me, and a dragonfly ripple for my friend the frog.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Bob Hope - Ice Cream Vendor

“I don't buy diamonds.”
Frank Oz

“- Fozzie Bear: Kermit, where are we?
- Kermit the Frog: Let's see. We're just traveling down this little black line here, and just crossed that little red line over here.
- Fozzie Bear: How about, let's take the blue line?
- Kermit the Frog: No, we can't take that, that's a river.”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“I don't buy diamonds, I don't buy cars, but I enjoy travelling. I'm not a very possessive person as far as things go.”
Frank Oz

“In order to be a star performer you have to have someone to play against.”
Frank Oz

“The biggest problems with movies are expectations.”
Frank Oz

“- Yoda: That face you make... look I so old to young eyes?
- Luke: No. Of course not.
- Yoda: I do. Yes, I do. Sick have I become, old and weak... When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?”
Frank Oz - Yoda
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

“- Kermit the Frog: I'm your attorney, that's the only way they'd let me in here.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, right! Oh, I've missed you so... Rosenthal. It's been an eternity.
- Kermit the Frog: It's been forty-five minutes.
- Miss Piggy: Time goes slow in the cooler.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“- Kermit the Frog: Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?
- Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Fozzie Bear: There was this sailor who was so fat!
- Sailor: How fat was he?
- Fozzie Bear: He was so fat that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Lawrence Gabriel Jr. - Sailor