Frank Oz movie quotes

“Do or do not; there is no try.”
Frank Oz

“- Fozzie Bear: I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Dave Goelz - Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

“- Miss Piggy: You mad, impetuous thing, it's champagne!
- Insolent Waiter: Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.”
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Steve Martin - Insolent Waiter

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?”

Frank Oz - Yoda

“Work hard, lad, and one day, your life will be as solid as this very building!”

Frank Oz - Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates

“- Kermit the Frog: He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we never forget one of our own.
- Miss Piggy: I love it when you take charge.
- Fozzie Bear: Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.
- Kermit the Frog: Okay... well, uh, from this point on , no matter what happens, we never forget one...” (continue) (continue reading)
Steve Whitmire - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Luke Skywalker: All right, I'll give it a try.
- Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.”
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker
Frank Oz - Yoda

“Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“You are all weirdos.”

Frank Oz - Sam the Eagle

“Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.”
Frank Oz - Yoda

“- Kermit the Frog: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
- Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
- Animal: Renoir!”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Zoot
Frank Oz - Animal

“- Kermit the Frog: Gee. A Studebaker. Where did you get it?
- Fozzie Bear: My uncle left it to me.
- Kermit the Frog: Is he dead?
- Fozzie Bear: No, he's hibernating.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Fozzie Bear: Hello, I'd like an ice cream.
- Ice Cream Vendor: What do you want? Chocolate, vanilla, coffee, peach, fudge, rum, banana?
- Fozzie Bear: Honey.
- Ice Cream Vendor: Honey? I beg your pardon, I hardly know you.
- Fozzie Bear: Seriously, I'd like a honey ice cream cone for me, and a dragonfly ripple for my friend the frog.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Bob Hope - Ice Cream Vendor

“I don't buy diamonds.”
Frank Oz

“- Fozzie Bear: Kermit, where are we?
- Kermit the Frog: Let's see. We're just traveling down this little black line here, and just crossed that little red line over here.
- Fozzie Bear: How about, let's take the blue line?
- Kermit the Frog: No, we can't take that, that's a river.”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“I don't buy diamonds, I don't buy cars, but I enjoy travelling. I'm not a very possessive person as far as things go.”
Frank Oz

“In order to be a star performer you have to have someone to play against.”
Frank Oz

“The biggest problems with movies are expectations.”
Frank Oz

“- Yoda: That face you make... look I so old to young eyes?
- Luke: No. Of course not.
- Yoda: I do. Yes, I do. Sick have I become, old and weak... When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?”
Frank Oz - Yoda
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

“- Kermit the Frog: I'm your attorney, that's the only way they'd let me in here.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, right! Oh, I've missed you so... Rosenthal. It's been an eternity.
- Kermit the Frog: It's been forty-five minutes.
- Miss Piggy: Time goes slow in the cooler.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“- Kermit the Frog: Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?
- Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Fozzie Bear: There was this sailor who was so fat!
- Sailor: How fat was he?
- Fozzie Bear: He was so fat that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Lawrence Gabriel Jr. - Sailor

“- Yoda: Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is.
- Anakin Skywalker: What must I do, Master Yoda?
- Yoda: Train yourself to let go... of everything you fear to lose.”
Frank Oz - Yoda
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us.”

Frank Oz - Yoda

“One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic.
[looks disgusted, picks something up with his pen]
One soiled.”

Frank Oz - Corrections Officer