“- Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he doesn't even know how to read!”
Ben Daniels - Leopold the Tutor
Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador

“If you read in front of your kids, it's very likely that they'll become readers, too.”
John Lithgow

“- Richie Tozier: What are you saying, Eddie? You're still a virgin?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah.
- Richie Tozier: Well I can't help you there, pal.”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier
Dennis Christopher - Eddie Kaspbrak

“Virgins. I love them. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothing. Just pure pleasure.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Edward J. (Babe) Heffron: Goddamn virgin, just a kid.
- Ralph F. (Doc) Spina: Only virgin I know is the Virgin Mary.”
Robin Laing - Edward J. (Babe) Heffron
Tony Devlin - Ralph F. (Doc) Spina