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“We have spent these last years disciplining anyone who disagrees with our line on divorce, on birth control, on being gay. While our planet was being destroyed, while inequality grew like a cancer. We worried whether it was alright to speak the Mass in Latin, whether girls should be allowed to be altar servers. We built walls around us, and all...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Reverend Hubbard: We're gonna miss your voice in the choir, Norma.
- Norma Rae: You're gonna hear it raised up someplace else.”
“- Walter 'Robby' Robinson: Baron told us to get the system. We need the full scope. That's the only thing that will put an end to this.
- Mike Rezendes: Then let's take it up to Ben and let him decide.
- Walter 'Robby' Robinson: We'll take it to Ben when I say it's time.
- Mike Rezendes: It's time, Robby! It's time! They knew and they let it...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I still consider myself a very spiritual person but the structure of the church isn't really for me. ”
“I'm happiest in an empty church. I love the smell of a church.”
“Pastor Jeff-For so many months, our little parish has been struggling financially. But by the grace of God and his provision, we have received the most donations in church history! PraiseJesus!
Sheldon Cooper-So it's all Jesus, we don't get any credit?
Missy Cooper-We need to start our own church.
Sheldon Cooper-They don't pay taxes. It's a...” (continue)(continue reading)
“The Catholic Church should go to confession, not you!”
“Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.”
“Jane Hawking-So, I take it you've never been to church?
Stephen Hawking-Once upon a time.
Jane Hawking-Tempted to convert?
Stephen Hawking-I have a slight problem with the celestial dictatorship premise.”
“Jim Baxter-Something I got to know. How’s a guy with the best clearance rate in the department work fifteen years without a promotion?
Joe ‘Deke’ Deacon-Maybe I didn’t go to the right church.”
“If the need for salvation did not exist, the church would surely find its invention necessary.”
“It's a church. You can't make water without bumping your nut on a Bible.”
“- Pretty boy: I’m looking for the guy who runs this place.
- Joe: Well, that would be Our Father and He’s in Heaven.”
“I know you're terrified... at leaving the church... so was I.”
“I'm a lapsed altar boy.”
“I was an altar boy, with a very strict father. And movies were always my escape.”
“They put the building in the middle of the city, so that everyone could be equally close to God. I like that, the symmetry, the geometry of belief.”
“The blood of martyrs is the seed of the church.”
“- Rev. Macpherson: You want to buy my church?
- Mac MacIntyre: Not as a going concern.”