“If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan

“What you need to understand is that I don't care about the game. I don't care about the rules. I don't even care about these pathetic souls you keep locked away as a barrier to the prize.”
Bruce Payne - Jacob Kell

“- Genesis: This is what happens when you break the rules of the game, Evan.
- Bell: We have to punish you!”
Lorenza Izzo - Genesis
Ana de Armas - Bell

“- Knute Rockne: Coach, let us use the forward pass, I know it'll work.
- Notre Dame Coach Harper: I'm not so sure. We've never seen it in a game.
- Knute Rockne: Neither has the Army, what can we lose?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
John Gallaudet - Notre Dame Coach Harper

“Discovering the object of the game is the object of the game.”
Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr