“My whole life had been my work. I'd gone through a heartbreak as well, but I now understand it was just my ego. 'Cause looking back, I don't... I don't think I really loved him. But I cried when I realized that he didn't love me.”
Mili Avital - Samantha Andrews

“- Jack Faulkner: Are we breaking up?
- Suzanne Vale: We can't break up, we were never together.
- Jack Faulkner: Oh, that should come as news to you, you're acting like a wife.”
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“I like you Rusty, but I think it's over. It's just not right for me. It's over... I don't want us to end enemies.”

Greta Scacchi - Caroline Polhemus

“- Jack: I heard about you and Danielle breaking up.
- Larry: You heard? It just happened fifteen minutes ago.
- Jack: Yeah, well, I just spoke to her. We were very close, you know. We had an affair and everything.”
Steve Martin - Jack
Steve Martin - Larry

“- Warren: My girl Melanie just left me.
- Larry: What'd she leave you for?
- Warren: She came home last night, found some guy robbing her apartment. They just hit it off.
- Larry: Gee, that sounds tough.”
Charles Grodin - Warren
Steve Martin - Larry