“- Lil DeVille: Um, Bobfather, we found this in our crib.
- Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia.
- Phil DeVille: So that's where I left them.”

Kath Soucie - Lil DeVille
Cheryl Chase - Angelica
Kath Soucie - Phil DeVille

“- Capt. Crewe: What are you doing? Memorizing me by heart?
- Sara Crewe: No... I already know you by heart.”

Liam Cunningham - Capt. Crewe
Liesel Matthews - Sara Crewe

“- Jon: I wanna tell you something, Pop. I missed you.
- Harry: You know I have to tell you something too. I don't know who the hell you are.”

Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich
Don Ameche - Harry Aldrich

“You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once, once.”
Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin

“- Young Gil: This is a memory of when I was a kid. I'm 35 now. I have kids of my own. You don't even really exist. You're an amalgam.
- Stan: A what?
- Young Gil: A combination of several ushers my dad left me with over the years. I combined them into one memory.”
Max Elliott Slade - Young Gil
Lowell Ganz - Stan