Tom Selleck movie quotes

“- Major Ashley-Pitt: In our experience, Americans are uncouth misfits who should be run out of their own barbaric country.
- Matthew Quigley: Well, Lieutenant...
- Major Ashley-Pitt: Major.
- Matthew Quigley: Major. We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent them back to England.”
Chris Haywood - Major Ashley-Pitt
Tom Selleck - Matthew Quigley

“- Hansen: Couldn't we get this thing resolved quicker with F.B.I. or state help?
- Jesse Stone: The F.B.I. and state police bring the national media. You won't like this town when they're through with it.”

Jeremy Akerman - Hansen
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“They let their towels drop to the floor. His eyes explored every inch of her glistening wet body. Her eyes explored every inch of his... muscled torso. He took her in his arms. Her breasts squashed against him like ripe pomegranates.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“When I said you saved my life I wasn't talking about the night I arrested you. I meant you saved my life because you hired me. Albeit for the wrong reasons.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Captain Healy: This is the best drink I've had since I was shot.
- Jesse Stone: It's the only drink you've had since you were shot.”
Stephen McHattie - Captain Healy
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Sidney Greenstreet: So we're both feeling kind of disposable and in desperate need of consolation and would be inclined to turn a casual something into more than it was.
- Jesse Stone: On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with consolation.”
Leslie Hope - Sidney Greenstreet
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Sybil Martin: Are you giving me a ticket?
- Jesse Stone: That depends.
- Sybil Martin: On what?
- Jesse Stone: If this is your car.”
Sean Young - Sybil Martin
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Jack: You love Sylvia and she loves you.
- Peter: She loves me?
- Jack: Yes!
- Peter: Then why is she marrying Edward?
- Jack: Because you never asked her.”
Ted Danson - Jack
Tom Selleck - Peter

“- Sylvia: If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now.
- Michael: We'd be married.
- Peter: We'd be divorced! You've saved us a fortune.”
Nancy Travis - Sylvia
Steve Guttenberg - Michael
Tom Selleck - Peter

“- Candace Pennington: Did you ever box?
- Jesse Stone: Oh, I don't box, I fight.
- Candace Pennington: What's the difference?
- Jesse Stone: Rules.”
Alexis Dziena - Candace Pennington
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Jesse Stone: He probably wouldn't be the town hero if he were ugly.
- Lilly Summers: Well that's cynical.
- Jesse Stone: I prefer observant.
- Lilly Summers: And being observant would make you cynical, wouldn't it?”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
Orla Brady - Lilly Summers

“- Charles Rodney: I ain't afraid of dying. What's that you told me?
- Rafe Covington: 'Tis a poor thing to fear the inevitable.
- Charles Rodney: Ah, right. Who said it?
- Rafe Covington: Someone who wasn't dying.
- Charles Rodney: That's good advice, but hard to follow.”
Michael O'Shea - Charles Rodney
Tom Selleck - Rafe Covington

“- Retired Doctor: How'd you say this happened?
- Jon: My father accidentally put the car in the wrong gear and then he accidentally got his foot stuck on the accelerator.”

Mal Jones - Retired Doctor
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“The tree doesn't grow very far from the apple.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Robby: So, what are you in for?
- Jimmy Rainwood: You don't understand, I don't belong here.
- Robby: Yeah, you're right! Nobody belongs in this shithole! Tough being a victim, huh?”

Todd Graff - Robby
Tom Selleck - Jimmie Rainwood

“We're building an office block for 15,000 people, we can't put a bathroom on every other floor... Well, what if they don't go before come to work?”
Tom Selleck - Peter

“- Bo Marino: I'm walkin' out of here.
- Jesse Stone: No, you're not.
- Bo Marino: You think you can stop me?
- Jesse Stone: Of course I can. You're all show muscle. Hell, a 120-pound woman hauled you in here in handcuffs.”
Shawn Roberts - Bo Marino
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Phil Blackwood: I love her... I'm terrified of her.
- Sam: Sounds like the normal relationship.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood
William Daniels - Sam

“- Jesse Stone: You and I both know that sitting around here all day smoking dope isn't the right thing to do with your life.
- Michelle Genest: Who the hell are you to say what's right for me?”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
Britt Robertson - Michelle Genest

“- Michael Kellam: She did a doodle; your turn to change her.
- Peter Mitchell: I'll give you a thousand dollars if you'll do it.”
Steve Guttenberg - Michael Kellam
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“- Nick Lassiter: You going shooting?
- Kari Von Fursten: It's not shooting, it's killing. The birds are driven; there is no sport.
- Nick Lassiter: Why shoot them?
- Kari Von Fursten: I like to kill them. Don't you?
- Nick Lassiter: Yes, but with a club while someone holds them down.”
Tom Selleck - Nick Lassiter
Lauren Hutton - Kari Von Fursten

“- Jesse Stone: You're supposed to be on medical leave.
- Captain Healy: Actually, I am on medical leave. I'm just taking it at the office.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
Stephen McHattie - Captain Healy

“- Luther: I watch, I look, I listen. I'm watching you now.
- Jack Ramsay: Right. What's on your mind, Luther?
- Luther: You're standing by the desk punching buttons on the console, trying to trace this call, which won't do shit! Because I'm calling from a mobile phone. Now you're looking around... Now you're cupping your hand over the...” (continue) (continue reading)
Gene Simmons - Luther
Tom Selleck - Jack Ramsay

“- Sylvia: You are a selfish bastard!
- Peter: I'm selfish? At least I didn't leave my baby on a doorstep when she was six months old!”
Nancy Travis - Sylvia
Tom Selleck - Peter

“- Phil Blackwood: You're reading one of my books... I thought you were strictly Proust and Dostoevsky?
- Nina Lonescu: Well, I could not go to sleep last night and I knew this would help.”
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu