“Johnny Dangerously” quotes(1984)
Plot – Johnny asks a benevolent old-fashioned “godfather” called Dundee to help him pay the expensive medical treatment for his mother. His career in the racketeering begins.
All actors – Michael Keaton, Joe Piscopo, Marilu Henner, Maureen Stapleton, Peter Boyle, Griffin Dunne, Glynnis O'Connor, Dom DeLuise, Richard Dimitri, Danny DeVito, Ron Carey, Ray Walstonshow all
“Johnny Dangerously” Quotes 22 quotes
“Bless the saints! It's an ashtray! I’ve been thinking of taking up smoking, this clinches it.”
“- Chorus Girl: I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny.
- Johnny Dangerously: Yeah? Well that makes two of us.”
“You really shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother once shot me, once.”
“- Dutch: It's an 88 Magnum.
- Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.”
“You fargin sneaky bastage.”
“What are you doing here icehole?”
“- Johnny Dangerously:Take it easy!
- Jocko Dundee: Take it easy? I'm standing here with my dork in my hand!”
“I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out.”
“You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once, once.”
“Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.”
“I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.”
“You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once, once.”
“You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady. My sister kicked me in the balls once, once.”
“I love him but someday I'm gonna knock him on his ass.”
“You got those. I like those on a woman.”