“- Judge Cranfield: Young man, have you any evidence that this man abused your dog? Did you ever see him hit the dog?
- Josh Framm: Well... no.
- Judge Cranfield: Then how did you know the dog was abused?
- Josh Framm: Because Buddy doesn't like him. Buddy's my friend. I know what he's feeling, so he knows what I'm feeling.”
Eric Christmas - Judge Cranfield
Kevin Zegers - Josh Framm

“- Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
- Mox: I think it's a pig.
- Billy Bob: Yeah.”
Ron Lester - Billy Bob
James Van Der Beek - Mox

“- Kimble: This is your new class mascot.
- Boy: What happened to your dog?
- Kimble: This is not a dog. This is a ferret.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“- Harry: Nice dog.
- Natty Gann: It's a wolf.”
John Cusack - Harry
Meredith Salenger - Natty Gann

“Sharks are like dogs, they only bite you if you touch their private parts.”
Rob Schneider - Ula