“In some ways you're far superior to my Cocker Spaniel.”
Dogs quotes
289 dogs quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“- Craig Jones: I ain't trying to be no dog-catcher!
- Mr. Jones: Why not?
- Craig Jones: I don't even like dogs!
- Mr. Jones: That's the beauty of it! I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him! All day long, my foot up a dog's ass! Just bang-bang-bang up his ass! That's my pleasure.”
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“Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.”
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“- Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
- Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
- Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours.”
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“Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.”
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“- Neil Clarke: Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!
- Dennis: Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!
- Neil Clarke: That makes sense [goes...” (continue) (continue reading) -
“The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.”
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“Death is coming to Brooklyn. And it's got buck teeth and a cotton tail!”
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“You crazy, wonderful dog!”
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“Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.”
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“That is one messed up looking dog.”
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“- Jake: It's a hotdog.
- Roland: Savages. What breed?”
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“She's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like... they get dogs instead of cats.”
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“- George Newton: I don't want to be responsible for 5 dogs!
- Ryce Newton: You don't have to be responsible. Dad, we've been responsible - we've gone through hell with these dogs. And if being responsible means we have to give them up now, then, I hate responsibility. Dad, we kept them alive just like you and mom kept us alive. Ad you're not...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“Dogs rule and cats drool.”
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“You know, women call men dogs. That's to suggest we're somehow untrustworthy or disloyal.”
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“- Kimble: This is your new class mascot.
- Boy: What happened to your dog?
- Kimble: This is not a dog. This is a ferret.” -
“I met the love of my life... only I killed her dog before I got the chance to tell her.”
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“- Justin: So is Max like a bad dog?
- Reyes: Max is as good a dog as ever passed through this facility. Animals can come down with post-traumatic stress just the same as people.”
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“- Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?
- Carl Fredricksen: Can you stay? Why, you're my dog, aren't you? And I'm your master!” -
“This no eating nonsense just won't do if you're going to be a proper farm dog.”
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