Dogs quotes

“In some ways you're far superior to my Cocker Spaniel.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“- Lt. Frankie Reno: Why are you teaching the dogs Shakespeare?
- Colonel Kane: Someone's got to do it.”
Jason Miller - Lt. Frankie Reno
Stacy Keach - Col. Vincent Kane

“- Craig Jones: I ain't trying to be no dog-catcher!
- Mr. Jones: Why not?
- Craig Jones: I don't even like dogs!
- Mr. Jones: That's the beauty of it! I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him! All day long, my foot up a dog's ass! Just bang-bang-bang up his ass! That's my pleasure.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones

“Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.”
Ashley Olsen - Jane Ryan

- Cousin Avi: Look in the dog.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog"?
- Cousin Avi: I mean open him up.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“- Jamie: I really loved your film. That scene with the dogs around the garbage. How did you stage that?
- Josh: I said 'Hey, shoot those dogs'.”
Adam Driver - Jamie
Ben Stiller - Josh

“- Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
- Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
- Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours.”
Brian Cox - Nathan
Gladys O'Connor - Alice

“Best judge of character is a dog. I've found that to be true.”
Daniel Craig - Benoit Blanc

“Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.”
Kristin Davis

“- Neil Clarke: Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!
- Dennis: Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!
- Neil Clarke: That makes sense [goes...” (continue)(continue reading)

Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.”
Catherine Neilson - Lady June Carberry

- DistrictManager Zete: What is this species?
- Terl: Well, according to the Clinko historians, the species is called "dog".
- DistrictManager Zete: Dog?
- Terl: Yes.
- DistrictManager Zete: Obviously the superior race, having the man-animal chauffeur it around.
Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete
John Travolta - Terl

“So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.”
Josh Gad - Bailey

“Death is coming to Brooklyn. And it's got buck teeth and a cotton tail!”
Kevin Hart - Snowball

“You crazy, wonderful dog!”
Dorothy McGuire - Katie Coates

“Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.”

Max Showalter - Reverend

“That is one messed up looking dog.”

Wood Harris - Gale

“- Jake: It's a hotdog.
- Roland: Savages. What breed?”
Tom Taylor - Jake
Idris Elba - Roland

“She's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like... they get dogs instead of cats.”

Lake Bell - Chloe

“- George Newton: I don't want to be responsible for 5 dogs!
- Ryce Newton: You don't have to be responsible. Dad, we've been responsible - we've gone through hell with these dogs. And if being responsible means we have to give them up now, then, I hate responsibility. Dad, we kept them alive just like you and mom kept us alive. Ad you're not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Grodin - George Newton
Nicholle Tom - Ryce Newton

“Dogs rule and cats drool.”
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“You know, women call men dogs. That's to suggest we're somehow untrustworthy or disloyal.”
Russell Crowe - Mayor Hostetler

“- Snowball: Welcome my dogs! Oh, you guys look weird. Hurry up, come on in.
- Buddy: You said it was a costume party!
- Mel: Why do you listen to me?”
Kevin Hart - Snowball
Hannibal Buress - Buddy
Bobby Moynihan - Mel

“- Kimble: This is your new class mascot.
- Boy: What happened to your dog?
- Kimble: This is not a dog. This is a ferret.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“I met the love of my life... only I killed her dog before I got the chance to tell her.”
Sam Elliott - Richie Marks