Dogs quotes

“Man ain't like a dog. I'm talking about man as in mankind. Because we are a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things. Sniff a bitch when we can. Even get a little pink hard-on the way they do. We territorial as shit. We gonna protect our own. But man, he know about death. Got him a sense of history. Got religion. A dog don't know shit...” (continue)(continue reading)
Terrence Howard - Djay

“- The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
- Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.”

Jeff Bridges - The Dude
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak

“- Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
- Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
- Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours.”
Brian Cox - Nathan
Gladys O'Connor - Alice

“Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.”

Max Showalter - Reverend

“That is one messed up looking dog.”

Wood Harris - Gale

“She's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like... they get dogs instead of cats.”

Lake Bell - Chloe

“- Scotty: I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system, which is easy, by the way, I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.
- James T. Kirk: Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?
- Scotty: I'll tell you when it reappears. Ahem. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Simon Pegg - Scotty
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk

“Nose of a dog, the heart of a marine, sounds like a hero to me!”

Robbie Amell - Kyle Wincott

“I'm so hungry, I could eat a shoe.”

Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford

“The nose of the police dog, although long and efficient, points in only one direction at a time.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“In some ways you're far superior to my Cocker Spaniel.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?

Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Lt. Frankie Reno: Why are you teaching the dogs Shakespeare?
- Colonel Kane: Someone's got to do it.”
Jason Miller - Lt. Frankie Reno
Stacy Keach - Col. Vincent Kane

“- Craig Jones: I ain't trying to be no dog-catcher!
- Mr. Jones: Why not?
- Craig Jones: I don't even like dogs!
- Mr. Jones: That's the beauty of it! I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him! All day long, my foot up a dog's ass! Just bang-bang-bang up his ass! That's my pleasure.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones

“A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?”
Owen Wilson - John

“Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.”
Ashley Olsen - Jane Ryan

- Cousin Avi: Look in the dog.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog"?
- Cousin Avi: I mean open him up.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“He's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.”
Melba Moore - Whippet Angel

“Ah, the dog. One of life's truely misunderstood creatures. To whom no man is truly worthly.”
George Hamilton - Alfonso de la Pena

“- Jamie: I really loved your film. That scene with the dogs around the garbage. How did you stage that?
- Josh: I said 'Hey, shoot those dogs'.”
Adam Driver - Jamie
Ben Stiller - Josh

“He's got the best lawn on the block. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard.”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“Puppies fix everything.”
Joseph Sikora - Tommy Egan

“It’s hard to put a leash on a dog. Once you’ve put a crown on its head.”
Peter Dinklage - Tyrion Lannister

“Anders-What did you do to the dog?
Ove-That's not a dog. It looks like a winter boot with eyes.”
Rolf Lassgård - Ove
Fredrik Evers - Anders