Dogs quotes

“Man ain't like a dog. I'm talking about man as in mankind. Because we are a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things. Sniff a bitch when we can. Even get a little pink hard-on the way they do. We territorial as shit. We gonna protect our own. But man, he know about death. Got him a sense of history. Got religion. A dog don't know shit...” (continue)(continue reading)
Terrence Howard - Djay

“That is one messed up looking dog.”

Wood Harris - Gale

“Nose of a dog, the heart of a marine, sounds like a hero to me!”

Robbie Amell - Kyle Wincott

“In some ways you're far superior to my Cocker Spaniel.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?

Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Lt. Frankie Reno: Why are you teaching the dogs Shakespeare?
- Colonel Kane: Someone's got to do it.”
Jason Miller - Lt. Frankie Reno
Stacy Keach - Col. Vincent Kane

“- Craig Jones: I ain't trying to be no dog-catcher!
- Mr. Jones: Why not?
- Craig Jones: I don't even like dogs!
- Mr. Jones: That's the beauty of it! I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him! All day long, my foot up a dog's ass! Just bang-bang-bang up his ass! That's my pleasure.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones

“A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?”
Owen Wilson - John

“Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.”
Ashley Olsen - Jane Ryan

- Cousin Avi: Look in the dog.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog"?
- Cousin Avi: I mean open him up.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“He's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.”
Melba Moore - Whippet Angel

“Ah, the dog. One of life's truely misunderstood creatures. To whom no man is truly worthly.”
George Hamilton - Alfonso de la Pena

“- Jamie: I really loved your film. That scene with the dogs around the garbage. How did you stage that?
- Josh: I said 'Hey, shoot those dogs'.”
Adam Driver - Jamie
Ben Stiller - Josh

“- Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
- Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
- Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours.”
Brian Cox - Nathan
Gladys O'Connor - Alice

“It’s hard to put a leash on a dog. Once you’ve put a crown on its head.”
Peter Dinklage - Tyrion Lannister

“Anders-What did you do to the dog?
Ove-That's not a dog. It looks like a winter boot with eyes.”
Rolf Lassgård - Ove
Fredrik Evers - Anders

“Best judge of character is a dog. I've found that to be true.”
Daniel Craig - Benoit Blanc

“Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.”
Kristin Davis

“- Neil Clarke: Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!
- Dennis: Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!
- Neil Clarke: That makes sense [goes...” (continue)(continue reading)

Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.”
Catherine Neilson - Lady June Carberry

- DistrictManager Zete: What is this species?
- Terl: Well, according to the Clinko historians, the species is called "dog".
- DistrictManager Zete: Dog?
- Terl: Yes.
- DistrictManager Zete: Obviously the superior race, having the man-animal chauffeur it around.
Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete
John Travolta - Terl

“So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.”
Josh Gad - Bailey

“Death is coming to Brooklyn. And it's got buck teeth and a cotton tail!”
Kevin Hart - Snowball

“You crazy, wonderful dog!”
Dorothy McGuire - Katie Coates