“- Charlie Chaplin: I'm auditioning for actresses who aren't actresses.
- Edna Purviance: Well, if you're on the lookout for untalented actresses who aren't actresses, then you couldn't do better than me. Worse than me.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Penelope Ann Miller - Edna Purviance

“If you had the opportunity and some talent, there was no way you couldn't progress.”
Richard Donner

“When you walk out that door, part of me will go right with you. But a whole new world's gonna open up for you.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Peter Kirk: Why should a few million dollars keep me from having the same opportunities as anyone else?
- Marshall: What you said sounds right... but it must be wrong.”
Henry Fonda - Peter Kirk
George Lessey - Marshall

“They say opportunity's only got one hair on his head and you gotta grab it while it's going by and dog it down or you mightn't get another chance.”
William Demarest - Sgt. Heffelfinger