“Bruce Almighty” quotes(2003)
Plot – Although he’s an appreciated TV reporter, Bruce Nolan is not happy: he would like to take the anchorman’s place or the specialist correspondent’s one. Actually, he is unhappy about almost every aspect of his life, complaining all the time even if he has a lovely girlfriend called Grace, who adores him. At the end of a bad day in which every sort of thing happens to him, Bruce meets a mysterious man who offers him to take God’s place for a week. In this way, God challenges him to take on his duties to judge if Bruce can do better than Him.
All actors – Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Baker Hall, Catherine Bell, Lisa Ann Walter, Steve Carell, Nora Dunn, Eddie Jemison, Paul Satterfield, Mark Kiely, Sally Kirkland, Tony Bennett, Timothy Di Pri, Brian Tahash, Lou Felder, Lillian Adams, Christopher Darga, Jack Jozefson, Mark Adair-Rios, Enrique Almeida, Noel Gugliemi, Rolando Molina, Emilio Rivera, Albert P. Santos, Madeline Lovejoy, Jovan Allie, Koby Allie, Dan Desmond, Selma Stern, Alfred Dennis, Rina Fernandez, Robert Curtis Brown, Michael Brownlee, Ted Garcia, Maria Quiban, Shaun Robinson, Saida Pagan, Ken Rudulph, Gina St. John, Michael Villani, Christina Grandy, Allen Lulu, Jamison Yang, Bette Rae, Andrew Romero Hateley, Nick Huff, Greg Collins, Dougald Park, Susan Ware, John Rosenfeld, Mary Pat Gleason, Carey Scott, David A. Clemons, Bradley Stryker, Michael Guarnera, Laura Carson, Zachary Aaron Krebs, Ben Livingston, Nelson Mashita, Glen Yrigoyen, Dohn Norwood, Michael Olifiers, David Carrera, Howard S. Lefstein, Miah Won, Darcy Fowers, Laura-Shay Griffin, Darius Rose, Micayla Bowden, Sammy Boyarsky, Dylan Ferguson, Cubbie Kile, Emily Needham, Alex Villiers, Monique Daniels, Ara Celi, Jessica Leigh Mattson, Allison McCurdy, Patti O'Donnell, Janelle Pierzina, Annie Wersching, Ashley Yegan, Micah Williams, William Thomas Jr., Tom Beyer, Max Grodénchik, Michael Bofshever, Colby French, Manny Suárez, Don Dowe, Shashawnee Hall, Carrie Quinn Dolin, P.J. Byrne, Vanna Salviati, Scott DeFoe, Jennie Baek, Lisa Cangelosi, Curt Clendenin, Dimas Diaz, Ron Jeremy, Brian La Rosa, Gino Montesinos, Adrian Neil, Gary Rodriguez, Mandana Rothschild, Rico Simonini, Rando Thomas, Catherine Petra Villalobosshow all
“Bruce Almighty” Quotes 27 quotes
“I want her to be happy, no matter what that means. I want her to find someone who will treat her with all the love she deserved from me. I want her to meet someone who will see her always as I do now, through Your eyes.”
“I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory.”
“Since when does anyone have a clue about what they want?”
“I'm the one. The Divine Being. Alpha and Omega. I'm God.”
“- Bruce Nolan: Lord, feed the hungry, and bring peace to all of mankind. How's that?
- God: Great... If you wanna be Miss America.”
“Debbie won the lottery. But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.”
“You have a divine spark. You have a gift for bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you.”
“- Grace Connelly: You know that everything happens for a reason.
- Bruce Nolan: That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me.”
“You want to see a miracle? Be the miracle.”
“It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them.”
“You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it.”
“- Bruce Nolan: Love me. Love me.
- Grace Connelly: ...I did.”
“- Bruce Nolan: Is this heaven?
- God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time.”
“No matter how filthy something gets, you can always clean it right up.”
“I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks.”
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
“- Bruce Nolan: How do you make so many people love you without affecting free will?
- God: If you come up with an answer to that one, let me know.”
“God, please give me a sign!”