“Puppies turn into dogs, who get old and die!”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Josie McCoy

“Don't get old. Old is ugly, ugly is death.”

Ann Magnuson - Monique Steinbacher

“- Lisle Von Rhuman: But you'll never grow old!
- Ernest Menville: Yes, but everybody else will! I'll have to watch everyone around me die. I don't think this is right. This is not a dream. This is a nightmare!”
Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“I always hoped to die young, but now it's too late.”
Jeanne Moreau - Lili

“- Butler: Can I get you anything more, doctor? I'm about to retire.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Really? You seem so young.”
Paul Benedict - Butler
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr