“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
Lana Turner

“Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.”
Dave Chappelle

“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
Joan Rivers