“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
“If there's one thing older than art, it's pornography.”
“If it's in focus, it's pornography. If it's out of focus, it's art.”
“- Roman Pearce: What you checkin' her out for?
- Brian O'Connor: I'm not checkin' her out.
- Roman Pearce: Yes, you were.
- Brian O'Connor: No, I wasn't.
- Roman Pearce: I seen you checkin' her out man.
- Brian O'Connor: Ok, I was. Now shut up.
- Roman Pearce: You shut up. Don't tell me to shut up.
- Monica: Both you girlies shut up.”
“Whoa, smack that ass!”