“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
“If there's one thing older than art, it's pornography.”
“If it's in focus, it's pornography. If it's out of focus, it's art.”
“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
“- Kirk: That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.
- Glen: You have to do her, and while you're doing her, think of me. Okay that sounded gay.”
“I've got a degree in ass wiggling.”