“Most of the men who tease me about my hair, don't have any.”
Holland Taylor

“When I went blonde for Sin City three years ago, I swear I’ve never had more male attention. I’d go to a bar and all these Arab princes and much older men would want to buy me a drink – I’m talking guys in their eighties!”
Jessica Alba

“They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married.”
Leslie Mann

“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal