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“Oh! Eddie, is there anything you can't do? You take my very breath away, I swear. Look at this! Have you ever cut a woman's hair? Would you cut mine?”
“An Indian man ain’t nothing without his hair.”
“- Aitch: With this pill, they say you take it and that's it. Your hair don't grow, you don't go bald, it stays the same. You have your hair cut once, in whatever style you want, and it stays like that for the rest of your natural life. It's completely revolutionary.
- Jackie: What if you get fed up with your style, you berk?
- Aitch: Well,...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.”
“- Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? I brought the comb!
- Teddy: Oh, great! You brought the comb! What did you bring a comb for? You don't even have any hair!”
“Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.”
“We have to brush your hair differently. You look like a fag.”
“I've got nothing against Jon Bon Jovi. The man has had two great hairstyles in the last ten years, which is an achievement not to be sniffed at.”
“If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.”
“- Emma Horton: You have beautiful eyes and your hair is too long. I mean, I don't care how long it gets in the back, but keep your bangs cut, ok? It's too long.
- Tommy Horton: That's a matter of opinion.”
“Did you see his hair? Motherfucker looks like Predator!”
“The only reason to wear a hat on a date is to cover a bald spot. ”
“You know, some women like a bald spot. Curly on the outside, smooth on the inside.”
“When you've gray hair, people think your heart never skipped.”
“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.”
“Big-I remember when you kept your sweaters in the stove.
Carrie-I remember when your hair was black. ”
“Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.”
“Eleanor-What’s wrong with ombre highlights?
Tahani-Eleanor, please. This week has been hard enough.”
“The beauty of having short hair is that I actually can wash and style it at home!”
“- Whitney: Tough, but fair.
- Natalie: Just like my leg hair.”
“You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired.”
“- Harlan: I'm converting to a Catholic.
- Lillian: And I'm converting to a blonde.”