Hair quotes

“Oh! Eddie, is there anything you can't do? You take my very breath away, I swear. Look at this! Have you ever cut a woman's hair? Would you cut mine?”

Kathy Baker - Joyce

“Hair is everything. We’re meant to think that it’s a symbol of power, that it’s a symbol of fertility.”
Phoebe Waller-Bridge - Fleabag

“An Indian man ain’t nothing without his hair.”
Adam Beach - Victor Joseph

“- Aitch: With this pill, they say you take it and that's it. Your hair don't grow, you don't go bald, it stays the same. You have your hair cut once, in whatever style you want, and it stays like that for the rest of your natural life. It's completely revolutionary.
- Jackie: What if you get fed up with your style, you berk?
- Aitch: Well,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cavan Kendall - Aitch
Julianne White - Jackie

“Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head.”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.”

Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“- Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? I brought the comb!
- Teddy: Oh, great! You brought the comb! What did you bring a comb for? You don't even have any hair!”
Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“We have to brush your hair differently. You look like a fag.”
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Kline

“I've got nothing against Jon Bon Jovi. The man has had two great hairstyles in the last ten years, which is an achievement not to be sniffed at.”
Peter MacNicol - David Langley

“If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.”
Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“- Emma Horton: You have beautiful eyes and your hair is too long. I mean, I don't care how long it gets in the back, but keep your bangs cut, ok? It's too long.
- Tommy Horton: That's a matter of opinion.”
Debra Winger - Emma Horton
Troy Bishop - Tommy Horton

“Did you see his hair? Motherfucker looks like Predator!”
Vivica A. Fox - Lysterine

“Do I look like someone who attaches any significance to hair? I let mine go gray, and I don’t care that it makes me look old.”
Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes

“Sam-Sometimes I stick leaves on my hair. It helps cool your head down.
Suzy-Hmm. That's a good idea. It might also help if you didn't wear a fur hat.”
Jared Gilman - Sam
Kara Hayward - Suzy

“The only reason to wear a hat on a date is to cover a bald spot. ”
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“You know, some women like a bald spot. Curly on the outside, smooth on the inside.”
Mohammed Amer - Karim

“When you've gray hair, people think your heart never skipped.”
Ciarán Hinds - Pop

“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.”
Jane Lynch - Sue Sylvester

“Big-I remember when you kept your sweaters in the stove.
Carrie-I remember when your hair was black. ”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw
Chris Noth - Mr. Big

“Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.”
Ryan Reynolds - Nolan Booth

“Eleanor-What’s wrong with ombre highlights?
Tahani-Eleanor, please. This week has been hard enough.”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop
Jameela Jamil - Tahani Al-Jamil

“The beauty of having short hair is that I actually can wash and style it at home!”
Meagan Good

“- Whitney: Tough, but fair.
- Natalie: Just like my leg hair.”
Betty Gilpin - Whitney
Rebel Wilson - Natalie

“- Rez Gavron: We have to change the color of your hair.
- Ally: What's wrong with my hair?
- Rez Gavron: I'm thinking platinum...
- Ally: I don't want to be a fucking blonde.”
Rafi Gavron - Rez Gavron
Lady Gaga - Ally