“You know, when it comes down to it, all guys want the same thing...A good girl.”
Alison Brie - Madison

“- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?
- Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson
Jack Johnson - Will Robinson

“There's no such thing as a nice sixteen year old boy.”
Liev Schreiber - Marty Kantrowitz

“Guys can have nightmares too, you know. You haven't got a corner on the market or something.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane

“Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent