“- Jay: You don't remember me, but we used to work together...
- Kay: I never worked in a funeral home.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“Who you goin to the dance with anyway? Spalding?”

“- Jay: I know you're a little scared. And I'm gonna keep it real with you, I'm a little scared too.
- Kay: I'm not scared.
- Jay: Me neither. I just thought we was bonding.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“Some couples dance, others go to Mars.”
Tim Robbins - Woody Blake

“- Owen Turner: How's your girl, by the way, that sexy thing? She still yelling out my name when you do it?
- Ryan Mitchell: Only when I do it wrong.”
Ice-T - Owen Turner
Costas Mandylor - Ryan Mitchell