“Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. Now that's a story.”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Goodkat

“I'm not really myself except in the midst of elegant crowds, at the heart of rich districts, or amid the sumptuous ornamentation of palace hotels, an army of servants, and plush carpet underfoot.”
Ganiat Kasumu - Mary

“- Richard Levy the Driven: Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time.
- Richard Levy the Shameless: Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever but on the other hand, maybe isn't so great for the image.”

Nathan Lane - Richard Levy the Driven
Sean Hayes - Richard Levy the Shameless

“Remember you are a star. Never go across the alley even to dump garbage unless you are dressed to the teeth.”

Cecil Blount DeMille

“Your face is your calling card.”
Vincent Schiavelli