Nathan Lane quotes
- From the animation: Stuart Little 2
“If more people gave up, there'd be fewer wars.”
- From the movie: The Lion King
“- Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
- Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
- Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
- Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
- Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
- Timon: Pumbaa,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: At First Sight
“Limbo is like New Jersey. You can see all the good stuff, you just have to get there.”
- From the movie: Mouse Hunt
“I like to use both sides of my brain.”
- From the movie: Win A Date with Tad Hamilton
“- Richard Levy the Driven: Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time.
- Richard Levy the Shameless: Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever but on the other hand, maybe isn't so great for the image.” - From the movie: The Birdcage
- Albert Goldman: Oh God, I pierced the toast!
- Armand Goldman: So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the end of your life". - From the movie: The Birdcage
“- Armand Goldman: Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!
- Albert Goldman: How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?” - From the movie: The Lion King 1½
“Friends stick together to the end.”
- From the movie: Mouse Hunt
“- Lars Smuntz: What are you gonna do?
- Ernie Smuntz: I'm gonna kill that unspeakable thing once and for all.” - From the movie: The Birdcage
"You look tired" means "you look old". And "you look rested" means "you've had collagen"..
- From the movie: The Lion King 1½
“Watch where you aim that morning breath. That should come with a warning label.”
- From the movie: The Birdcage
“- Albert Goldman: Don't give me that tone!
- Armand Goldman: What tone?
- Albert Goldman: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
- Armand Goldman: You're not a woman.
- Albert Goldman: Oh, you bastard!” - From the animation: The Lion King II: Simba's Pride
“Don't anybody move! This things loaded... I'll let you have it!”
- From the movie: The Lion King 1½
- From the movie: The Birdcage
“- Armand Goldman: Los Copa? There's nothing in Los Copa but a cemetery.
- Albert Goldman: I know, that's why I'm packing light.
- Armand Goldman: Oh I see, so you're going to a cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.” - From the movie: Titan A.E.
“- Cale Tucker: For your information, I happen to be humanity's last great hope.
- Preed: I weep for the species.” - From the movie: Frankie and Johnny
“Excuse me, Johnny, I've got to hang up. We're expecting a call from you any minute.”
- From the movie: The Lion King 1½
- From the movie: The Producers
“Why you miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar! Don't you ever want to become a butterfly? Don't you want to spread your wings, and flap your way to glory?”
- From the animation: Stuart Little 2
“What's wrong with giving up?... And just think of the time you save!”
- From the movie: Titan A.E.
- From the movie: Mouse Hunt
- From the movie: The Lion King 1½
“- Timon: What do you call a hyena with half a brain?
- Pumbaa: Beats me, Timon. What?
- Timon: Gifted!” - From the movie: The Lion King
- From the movie: The Producers
“- Franz Liebkind: Not many people know this, but the Fuhrer was descended from a long line of English queens.
- Max Bialystock: Is that right?”
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