“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner

“Say something! Do something! Be a man! I already have a butler!”

Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow

“If you ooze masculinity, like some of us do, you have no reason to fear pink.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?”
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold