“You've got more balls than a Chinese ping-pong tournament.”
John Leguizamo movie quotes
- Name
- John
- Last name
- Leguizamo
- Pseudonym
- John Leguizamo
- Born
- July 22, 1964
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor
- Zodiac sign
- Cancer
John Leguizamo Movies/Cartoons
John Wick: Chapter 2
Ice Age: Collision Course
Experimenter
American Ultra
Sisters
The Counselor
One for the Money
The Lincoln Lawyer
Righteous Kill
The Happening
Ice Age: The Meltdown
Land of the Dead
Assault On Precinct 13
Ice Age
Spun
Collateral Damage
Zig Zag
Moulin Rouge!
What's the Worst That...
Titan A.E.
Summer of Sam
Joe the King
Body Count
The Pest
Spawn
Romeo + Juliet
Executive Decision
The Fan
To Wong Foo, Thanks...
A Pyromaniac's Love Story
Carlito's Way
Super Mario Bros.
Regarding Henry
Hangin' with the Homeboys
Die Hard 2
Revenge
Casualties of War
John Leguizamo movie quotes, phrases and lines
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We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom".
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“- Sid: You’re so pretty. You take my lisp away.
- Brooke: I bet you say that to all the girls.
- Sid: I try, but usually they run away too fast.”
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“- Mario: How we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible.
- Luigi: Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible.
- Mario: I hope you're right.”
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“- Diego: You calling me a liar?
- Sid: I didn't say that.
- Diego: You were thinking it.
- Sid: I don't like this cat. He reads minds.”
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“Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.”
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“My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway?”
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“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”
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“- Sid: My feet are sweating.
- Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
- Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.”
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“All I want is true love. Is that too much to ask?”
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“- Sid: Hurry, Granny!
- Granny: Don’t you hurry me! I’ve been struck by lightning more times…
- [suddenly a lightning strikes her and she’s knocked down unconscious]
- Sid: Manny!
- [another lightning hits Granny and she stands up again as if nothing has happened]
- Granny: …than you’ve had hot breakfasts!”
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“- Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
- Diego: That's genius, Sid.
- Sid: Call me Squid.” -
“- Berger: You ever read the papers?
- Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing.”
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“Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.”
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“- Daisy: If you just want to end this right now, I would understand.
- Luigi: You know, I was going to ask you the same thing, if you want to end this right now, and you feel bad about that, but you want to talk to somebody about it, you can call me.” -
“- Sergeant Simon: How many Marios are there between the two of you?
- Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.”
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“- Officer Rosen: Your eyes are red. You been smokin' crack?
- Beck: Your eyes are glazed. You been eatin' donuts?”
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“- Mike Howell: Wait, why do you think it's dangerous?
- Phoebe: Yeah?
- Rose: Like I said to you before, because of the monkeys. The monkeys!”
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