John Leguizamo quotes
- From the movie: The Lincoln Lawyer
“You've got more balls than a Chinese ping-pong tournament.”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“- Chi-Chi: I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe. I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
- Vida: Now she's gonna get herself kidnapped by some mountain man and we will have to rescue her.”- From the movie: Spawn
“Why do you people always question? Why ask why, when how is so much more fun?”
- From the movie: American Ultra
- From the movie: Ice Age
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom".
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“- Sid: You’re so pretty. You take my lisp away.
- Brooke: I bet you say that to all the girls.
- Sid: I try, but usually they run away too fast.” - From the animation: Ice Age: The Meltdown
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“- Mario: How we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible.
- Luigi: Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible.
- Mario: I hope you're right.” - From the movie: Ice Age
“- Diego: You calling me a liar?
- Sid: I didn't say that.
- Diego: You were thinking it.
- Sid: I don't like this cat. He reads minds.” - From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.”
- From the movie: Ice Age
“My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway?”
- From the movie: Land of the Dead
“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”
- From the movie: Ice Age
“- Sid: My feet are sweating.
- Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
- Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.” - From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“All I want is true love. Is that too much to ask?”
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“- Sid: Hurry, Granny!
- Granny: Don’t you hurry me! I’ve been struck by lightning more times…
- [suddenly a lightning strikes her and she’s knocked down unconscious]
- Sid: Manny!
- [another lightning hits Granny and she stands up again as if nothing has happened]
- Granny: …than you’ve had hot breakfasts!” - From the animation: Ice Age: The Meltdown
“- Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
- Diego: That's genius, Sid.
- Sid: Call me Squid.” - From the movie: Ice Age
- From the movie: What's the Worst That Could Happen?
“- Berger: You ever read the papers?
- Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing.” - From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“- Daisy: If you just want to end this right now, I would understand.
- Luigi: You know, I was going to ask you the same thing, if you want to end this right now, and you feel bad about that, but you want to talk to somebody about it, you can call me.” - From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“- Sergeant Simon: How many Marios are there between the two of you?
- Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.”
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