“You don't wait for Death; you come to meet him!”

George Zucco - Dr. Elwyn Clayton

“- Polly Pry: How are you doing?
- Alferd Packer: How am I doing? Have you ever been sitting around waiting to die?”

Toddy Walters - Polly Pry
Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“- Sam: We haven't done anything.
- Amber: It doesn't matter.
- Big Justin: We sit and we wait.
- Amber: And we die?
- Big Justin: Not if you sit and you wait.”
Alia Shawkat - Sam
Imogen Poots - Amber
Eric Edelstein - Big Justin

“Death doesn't come when you expect it. Driving a racecar. Or in a gunfight. Death is waiting in the kitchen when you get up at night for a glass of milk.”
Eduardo Noriega - Gabriel Cortez

“- Eddie: Oh, so then we'll just stay here 'til morning.
- Pritchett: Oh, great. I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.”
Taye Diggs - Eddie
Chris Kattan - Pritchett