“Cannibal! The Musical” quotes

“- Frenchy Cabazon: I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
- O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Sailor!
- Frenchy Cabazon: I make love to women to 10 feet tall.”
Robert Muratore - Frenchy Cabazon
Edward Henwood - O.D. Loutzenheiser

“Sometimes, the world is black. And tears run from your eyes. Maybe we'll all get really sick. And maybe we'll all die... So, let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend. We can name him Tom or we can name him George! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall. Snowman!”

Jon Hegel - Isreal Swan

“She didn't just take off. We're friends, and friends don't just take off.”

Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“Come on, we can just walk around it. It can't be that big.”

Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“- Frank Miller: What part do we eat?
- James Humphrey: Well, you're the butcher.
- Frank Miller: Yeah, but...
- James Humphrey: So, butch!”
Jason McHugh - Frank Miller
Matt Stone - James Humphrey

“- George Noon: He's dead!
- James Humphrey: Well no kidding he's dead. His brains are lying in the snow.”

Dian Bachar - George Noon
Matt Stone - James Humphrey

“- Israel Swan: If you don't find a nice girl in Colorado, just remember, there's plenty of mountain sheep.
- George Noon: How big of mountain sheep?”
Jon Hegel - Isreal Swan
Dian Bachar - George Noon

“- George Noon: I may look tough and mean-spirited but I'm really a sensitive artist.
- Tomomi: That's very interesting.
- George Noon: I paint, and I sculpt with my hands.
- Tomomi: That's very interesting too.
- George Noon: You have no idea what I'm saying, do you?
- Tomomi: That's very interesting.”
Dian Bachar - George Noon
Tomomi - Tomomi

“The Lord works in mysterious ways.”
Ian Hardin - Shannon Bell

“I know there's more to life then women. I just can't figure out what else there is. I don't need it every night, every morning would be just fine. A little sex, that's all I'm asking for.”
Dian Bachar - George Noon

“- James Humphrey: I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
- George Noon: Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Dian Bachar - George Noon

“- James Humphrey: You're cutting into his butt!
- Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
- James Humphrey: Well not butt!”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Jason McHugh - Frank Miller

“- Shannon Bell: You are gonna have to find a more constructive way to express your anger.
- Frank Miller: Okay. Well, fuck you! How is that for constructive?”

Ian Hardin - Shannon Bell
Jason McHugh - Frank Miller

“Your eyes, your smile, made my little life worthwhile. The sky was a lot more blue when I was on top of you.”

Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“Trials and tribulations, that's what life's all about! Now are we gonna let this one little thing keep us from fulfilling our dreams?”
Ian Hardin - Shannon Bell

“- Polly Pry: How are you doing?
- Alferd Packer: How am I doing? Have you ever been sitting around waiting to die?”

Toddy Walters - Polly Pry
Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

Probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, alright!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse.
Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“- Indian Chief: You don't believe we are Indians?
- Shannon Bell: No, all...
- Indian Chief: We have teepees!”

Masao Maki - Indian Chief
Ian Hardin - Shannon Bell