“I saw the moon when we where out there on the ocean. Shining down on everything. I've been miserable for so long. Years of my life wasted. For you. Been a long time comin' here to met you. A long time, on a crooked road.”

Tom Hanks - Joe

“- Eddie: Oh, so then we'll just stay here 'til morning.
- Pritchett: Oh, great. I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.”
Taye Diggs - Eddie
Chris Kattan - Pritchett

“- Polly Pry: How are you doing?
- Alferd Packer: How am I doing? Have you ever been sitting around waiting to die?”

Toddy Walters - Polly Pry
Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“Death doesn't come when you expect it. Driving a racecar. Or in a gunfight. Death is waiting in the kitchen when you get up at night for a glass of milk.”
Eduardo Noriega - Gabriel Cortez

“Let him strut a little longer. His days are numbered!”

William Powell - Lev Andreyev