Trey Parker quotes
- La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood
“Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. ”
“Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simplier, but much less magical.”
- From the movie: Despicable Me 3
“- Balthazar Bratt: You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
- Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!” - From the movie: Orgazmo
- From the movie: Team America: World Police
- From the movie: Despicable Me 3
“Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent.”
- From the movie: Orgazmo
“- Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
- Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?” “You can't make experimental work by copying past work. ”
- From the movie: Orgazmo
“- Ben Chapelski: Jesus!
- Joe Young: Where?” - From the animation: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
“- Stan Marsh: Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
- Chef: Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.” - From the movie: Cannibal! The Musical
“She didn't just take off. We're friends, and friends don't just take off.”
- From the animation: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
“- Kyle Broflovski: Hey, Mole, be careful.
- Christophe (The Mole): Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?” - From the animation: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
- From the movie: BASEketball
“- Baxter Cain: When I see one of baseketball's hottest stars with less than 20 dollars in his pocket, driving an American car and sharing a small house with two other guys, you know what that says to me?
- Doug Remer: Homos?” - From the movie: Cannibal! The Musical
“Come on, we can just walk around it. It can't be that big.”
- From the movie: Team America: World Police
“- Gary Johnston: Ok, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
- Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
- Gary Johnston: No.
- Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything.” - From the movie: Orgazmo
“- Older Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.
- Joe Young: DVDA?
- Older Porn Actress: Double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving...” - From the movie: Team America: World Police
- From the movie: Team America: World Police
“Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren’t more people interrigent? Rike me?”
- From the movie: Orgazmo
- Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
- Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
- Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
- Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
- Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack...... (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
“- Stan Marsh: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
- Kyle Broflovski: The what?
- Eric Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?” - From the animation: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
- From the movie: Orgazmo
- From the animation: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
- From the movie: BASEketball
“- Doug Remer: That's a dude.
- Squeak Scolari: No way, you're just saying that because you want her for yourself.
- Doug Remer: No dude, I'm saying that because she's a guy.
- Squeak Scolari: That's impossible. Just look at her. She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips. The sweetest Adam's apple.”
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