Trey Parker quotes
“Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. ”
“Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simplier, but much less magical.”
“I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!”
“I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.”
“Cartman-Mom, tell them how everyone in your family was big-boned. Tell them how they were fat, but grew into their bodies when they got older.
Liane Cartman-Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.”
“Don't call me an asshole, you big son of a bitch!”
“America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.”
“You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.”
“ If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and you've never learned any discipline at all.”
“If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.”
“- Balthazar Bratt: You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
- Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!”
“- Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
- Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?”
“You can't make experimental work by copying past work. ”
“- Ben Chapelski: Jesus!
- Joe Young: Where?”
“- Stan Marsh: Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
- Chef: Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.”
“She didn't just take off. We're friends, and friends don't just take off.”
“- Kyle Broflovski: Hey, Mole, be careful.
- Christophe (The Mole): Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?”
“- Baxter Cain: When I see one of baseketball's hottest stars with less than 20 dollars in his pocket, driving an American car and sharing a small house with two other guys, you know what that says to me?
- Doug Remer: Homos?”