“- Tommy Wiseau: Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. All the pretty boys. They're lining up for the big shot.
- Greg Sestero: Just uh, just have to get lucky, I guess.
- Tommy Wiseau: No. No. It's not luck, Greg. Greg, you have to be the best. You have to be the best you can be. And never give up.”
James Franco - Tommy
Dave Franco - Greg

“Even if she goes to the ends of the Earth, my hatred will follow her!”

Barbara O'Neil - Duchesse de Praslin

“Even though we might be the last wagon, we'd never be the first to fall out.”
Tyrone Power - Jonathan Kent

“There will be epidemics of greed, hate and ignorance. We must fight them in life as we fought syphilis in the laboratory. We must fight, fight. We must never, never stop fighting.”

Edward G. Robinson - Dr. Paul Ehrlich

“I'm in love with a girl, and I'm going to help hang her father.”

Joel McCrea - John Jones