“I don't think there's one word that can describe a man's life.”

William Alland - Jerry Thompson

“I happen to have a healthy respect for profanity. They're just not happy words and they don't make me happy to hear them. To use something over and over until it has no meaning. Hell hell hell hell hell.”
James Wellington - Ricky

“- Kyle: Do you even know what SAT stands for?
- Matty: Suck Ass Test?”
Chris Evans - Kyle
Bryan Greenberg - Matty Matthews

Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock".

Johnny Depp - Sir James Matthew Barrie

“- Research Assistant #2: Blueberries are blue. Are cranberries cran?
- Paulie: Are boysenberries boys or girls?”
Michael Leydon Campbell - Research Assistant #2
Jay Mohr - Paulie