“- Mark Borchardt: Do you think this is a little bit cathartic for you?
- Friend: Uh, very cathartic, Mark.
- Mark Borchardt: Do you know what cathartic means?
- Friend: No.”
Mark Borchardt - Filmmaker
Mike Schank - Friend / Musician

“- Jane Goodale: Two words: Coppulatory Imperative.
- Liz: Excuse me?
- Jane Goodale: The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is only 15% of all male animals are monogomous.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale
Marisa Tomei - Liz

“- William Thatcher: Oi sir, what are you doing?
- Geoffrey Chaucer: Uh... trudging. You know, trudge? To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer

“Look, I've been living in this country for seven years, and I still can't read the headlines. Yes means no. Maybe means never.”

Kate Capshaw - Joyce

“Words still have meanings, even in our days of the computer.”
Allan Cuthbertson - The Lawyer