“- Sonny: How can John Wayne die?
- Lefty: Fuckin' Indians got him.”
Michael Madsen - Sonny
Al Pacino - Lefty

“Making movies is the most wonderful thing in the world. Working with friends - entertaining people - yes, I suppose I miss it.”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale

“- Statler: Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog.
- Waldorf: Well, it was too late to save the movie.”
Jerry Nelson - Statler
Dave Goelz - Waldorf

“Puppet wranglers? There weren't any puppets in this movie.”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot

“You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore!”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold