“The Children of Doom, Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power, they told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth. Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave!”
Mako - The Wizard

“I guess you already know that there are angels masquerading as people walking around this planet.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“- DistrictManager Zete: Does all of Earth look like this?
- Terl: Oh, I'm afraid so, sir.
- DistrictManager Zete: Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe.”
Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete
John Travolta - Terl

“- DistrictManager Zete: I hate these puny undersized planets. The gravity is so... different.
- Terl: Well, one does get used to it.
- DistrictManager Zete: And the human animals, grossly undersized.
- Ker: They don't make very good eating, your excellency.”
Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete
John Travolta - Terl

“- Graydon: The success of our planet and domination of the universe rests in your hands.
- Harold Anderson: Thank you, sir.
- Graydon: Now if you'll go with these men, we'll arrange for your transfer, and attach your penis.”
Ben Kingsley - Graydon
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson