“We're the same... We care more about the game than the players.”

Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“- Hrundi V. Bakshi: How many people can play this 'poo-el'?
- Wyoming Bill Kelso: Oh one or two or a whole bunch of people!”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi
Denny Miller - Wyoming Bill Kelso

“- Knute Rockne: Coach, let us use the forward pass, I know it'll work.
- Notre Dame Coach Harper: I'm not so sure. We've never seen it in a game.
- Knute Rockne: Neither has the Army, what can we lose?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
John Gallaudet - Notre Dame Coach Harper

“Discovering the object of the game is the object of the game.”
Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr

“The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you.”

James Rebhorn - Jim Feingold