“At my age, I need an hour in the bathroom in the morning! And there's always one of them skinny, titless mannequins in there fluffing up her hair.”
Christopher Plummer - Shitty

“- Holly Goodhead: Come on, Mr. Bond. A 70-year-old can take 3 G's.
- James Bond: The trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one.”
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“I haven’t had sex in 15 years! And I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.”
Sir Michael Caine

“I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy. But you won't be half as good on any other paper and you know it. We're a team. That's what we are. You need me and I need you, and the paper needs both of us.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns