“Dirty Grandpa” quotes(2016)
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“Dirty Grandpa” Quotes 9 quotes
She told me on her deathbed: “you get back out there again”.
“Party 'till you're pregnant!”
“- Jason Kelly: [shows up in a yellow sweater and plaid slacks] Well, how do I look?
- Dick Kelly: Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention.”
“- Cousin Nick: Fuckin' sucks dick about grandma, huh? Old woman fuckin' murdered like that.
- Jason Kelly: I think she had cancer.
- Cousin Nick: We'll never know the truth.
- Jason Kelly: We absolutely know the truth. Grandma had cancer for ten years.
- Cousin Nick: You don't just die from cancer, Jason.”
“I haven’t had sex in 15 years! And I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
“- Dick Kelly: We're gonna thunderfuck.
- Lenore: You're gonna tsunami on my face.
- Dick Kelly: You're gonna flood like the Nile.
- Lenore: Yeah, I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over.
- Dick Kelly: The villagers will finally eat.
- Lenore: If you're gonna die while you're eating me out, I want your last breath to be in my pussy.
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