“You make a fool of Jovanovic. In front of my comrades and my community. You waste my time, you try to cheat me! Now, you must pay! Sit still, coward! Now, I teach you never, never to make fool of Jovanovic again!”

David Ogden Stiers - Alexei Jovanovic

“- Nick Styles: You killed Farris, didn't you?
- Earl Talbot Blake: You killed my life.
- Nick Styles: So, now we're even, is that it?
- Earl Talbot Blake: We're not even close.”
Denzel Washington - Nick Styles
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake

“- Alex Rose: You threw her down the stairs?
- Nancy Kendricks: No, but I imagined it and I liked it. I'm evil. I'm a horrible, horrible person.
- Alex Rose: No, she's practically ruined our lives. It's perfectly natural to have thoughts like that.”
Ben Stiller - Alex Rose
Drew Barrymore - Nancy Kendricks

“Don't try to cheat me boy, because my arm is long and my vengeance is terrible.”
Ed Begley - Gen. Midwinter

“- Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
- Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
- Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker… I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat!”

Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby
Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles