“House of 1000 Corpses” quotes

Movie House of 1000 Corpses
Title House of 1000 Corpses
Year 2003
Director Rob Zombie
Genre Horror
Plot – Jerry, Bill, Mery and Denise run into Captain Spaulding during a tour of the less famous places of America. The captain tells them the legend of Dr. Satan. Determined to find the tree on which this weird character was hanged, they come across Baby Firefly, a girl who has a breakdown. The girl invites them to her house to thank them and here the couples meet the peculiar Firefly family, a clan of cannibal and satanic killers. They will survive in the 'house of 1000 corpses'.
All actors – Chad Bannon, William Bassett, Karen Black, Erin Daniels, Joe Dobbs III, Judith Drake, Dennis Fimple, Gregg Gibbs, Walton Goggins, Sid Haig, Chris Hardwick, Ken Johnson, Jennifer Jostyn, Irwin Keyes, Matthew McGrory, Jake McKinnon, Sheri Moon Zombie, Bill Moseley, Irvin Mosley Jr., Robert Allen Mukes, Walter Phelan, Michael J. Pollard, David Reynolds, Tom Towles, Rainn Wilson, Harrison Young, Samantha Larsen, Bob Pepper, Freddy Waff, Rob Zombie
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  • “- Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
    - Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
    - Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker… I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat!”

    Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby
    Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles
  • Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here.”

    Bill Moseley - Otis
  • “If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.”
    Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding
  • “Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.”

    Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding
    [Tag:dirt, disguise]
  • “You can shit ten bricks for all I care.”

    Walton Goggins - Steve Naish
  • “Hunting humans ain't nothing but nothing. They all run like scared little rabbits.”
    Bill Moseley - Otis
    [Tag:escape, hunting]
  • “- Bill Hudley: My friends and I are on a roadtrip. We're driving across country and writing a book on off-beat roadside attractions. You know, the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country.
    - Captain Spaulding: I don't drive cross country.
    - Bill Hudley: But if you did...
    - Captain Spaulding: But I don't.”

    Rainn Wilson - Bill Hudley
    Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding
  • “- Richard Wick: Don't move or I'll blast a hole the size of a Kansas City watermelon through... your ugly-ass bozo face!
    - Captain Spaulding: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

    David Reynolds - Richard Wick
    Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding