“- Toby N. Tucker: I don't think you know who I am. The name's Toby N. Tucker. People round here call me TNT. You know why?
- Bobby Cooper: Because they're not very imaginative?
- Toby N. Tucker: 'Cause I'm just like dynamite, boy, and when I go off, somebody gets hurt.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Toby N. Tucker
Sean Penn - Bobby Cooper

“Anybody make a move and I'll fill 'em full of lead, or my name ain't Calamity Jane!”
Catherine O'Hara - Calamity Jane

“Sixpack, if you call me Becky one more time I'm going to pop your tops, all six of them.”
Peter Weller - Steven Beck

“I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“- Jill Valentine: Angela Ashford, huh? That's a pretty grown-up name for a little girl.
- Angie Ashford: I'm not a little girl. Besides... all my friends call me Angie.”
Sienna Guillory - Jill Valentine
Sophie Vavasseur - Angie Ashford