“Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It's kind of hard.”
Justin Long - Junior

“I don't want to make trouble for anybody. I can, of course, but I don't want to.”
Dan Duryea - Heidt

“The problem with being good is you become indispensable.”

Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“This is the real weepy and like tragic part, of the story beginning, oh my brothers and only friends.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“When it rains, niggas get wet. You know?”
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy