Trouble quotes

“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.”
Sir Charlie Chaplin

“God knows the times I have found myself in absurd situations.”
Brandon Lee

“Please tell the Privy Seal that I'm sealed in the privy and I can only deal with one shit at a time.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Winston Churchill

“You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth, or you're going downtown!”
Gailard Sartain - Bimbeau

“- Officer Allen: Will he be OK, Doc?
- Psychologist: The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh......” (continue)(continue reading)
Dick Anthony Williams - Officer Allen
Aaron Lustig - Psychologist

“You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.”

Marisa Tomei - May Parker

“Two days ago, I had this nice, simple life. And now it's a nightmare.”
Natalia Reyes - Dani Ramos

“It is our moments of struggle, that define us.”
Morgan Freeman - President Trumbull

“I believe it's the job of an actor - and I say actor, not actress because the word actress is nonsensical - it's the actor's job to avoid impediments to their performance. It's the actor's job to strive for one hundred percent effectiveness.”
Julia Butters - Trudi

“- Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Becky

“- Mike: Mayday, mayday, Alpha Margot 4 to Hogsden... Do you copy? Over.
- Comander Barton: Base camp here. We've been looking for you for hours, Alpha Margot, over.
- Mike: Copy you, Hogsden. Sir my partner was killed in action, and I'm in critical condition requesting immediate extract with E.O.D. Over.
- Comander Barton: Define critical, staff...” (continue)(continue reading)
Armie Hammer - Mike
David Kirk Traylor - Comander Barton

“Everything has always been so perfect for you. You loved each other and you got married in a big church, and you had a honeymoon in the south of France. And you never had any trouble of any kind. So how can you possibly understand how it is with Fred and me?”

Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“- Red: Man, why y'all didn't help me?!
- Smokey: Man, I'm high.
- Red: Man that's fucked up! If that were y'all, I woulda helped y'all.
- Craig Jones: What 'bout the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?
- Smokey: Yeah?
- Red: Oh, that was different.”
DJ Pooh - Red
Chris Tucker - Smokey
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“I want you to take part in it. I want to compare faith to running in a race. It's hard. It requires concentration of will, energy of soul. You experience elation when the winner breaks the tape - especially if you've got a bet on it. But how long does that last? You go home. Maybe your dinner's burnt. Maybe you haven't got a job. So who am I to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ian Charleson - Eric Liddell

“Life is short, but marriage is long, so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.”
Shirley MacLaine - Katharine Richelieu

“We're all put to the test, but it never comes in the form or at the point we would prefer, does it?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Charles Morse

“Hey Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming, you got the wrong man.”
Carlos Carrasco - Popeye

“They're still gonna fuck you up!”
Janet Jackson - Justice

“Tell me this Moses, tell me this: why is it that every time you start something, I'm the one who ends up in trouble?”
Ralph Fiennes - Rameses

“Sons are put on this Earth to trouble their fathers.”
Paul Newman - John Rooney

“Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle.”
Andrew Duncan - Jim Carr

“- Lisa: I wish I were creative.
- Jeff: You are. You're great at creating difficult situations.”
Grace Kelly - Lisa Carol Fremont
James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies

- Holly: Oh, never mind. I'm just screwed up. I'm trouble... yeah.
- William: I like trouble.
- Holly: Oh no, I don't mean "cool Pulp Fiction" trouble. I mean "mental case wacko" trouble.
Hilary Swank - Holly
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - William

“You go to a good deal of trouble to explain an inconsequential event, Lieutenant.”
Raul Julia - Escalante