Crime quotes

603 crime quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
  • “Any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.”
    Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
    [Tag:abandonment, crime, masturbation]
  • “- Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
    - Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
    - Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
    - Doc Holliday: Revenge.
    - Wyatt Earp: For what?
    - Doc...” (continue)
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    Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp
    Val Kilmer - Doc Holliday
    [Tag:crime, revenge]
  • “Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desire. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?”
    Richard Fleischer
    [Tag:crime, perfume, pornography]
  • “- Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, trainrobbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
    - Taggart...” (continue)
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    Harvey Korman - Hedley Lamarr
    Slim Pickens - Taggart
    [Tag:crime]
  • “It don't take much strength to pull a trigger but try getting up every morning day after day and work for a living, let's see him try that, then we'll see who the real tough guy is, the working man is the tough guy.”

    Robert De Niro - Lorenzo
    [Tag:crime, working]
  • “Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?”

    Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
    [Tag:cars, crime, noise]
  • “- Sheriff: Harvey, who is that fella son of a bitch?
    - Harvey Hall: How's that Sheriff? I mean, which son of a bitch?
    - Sheriff: You know the one I mean. The one over there shaking hands with that nigger.
    - Harvey Hall: That's Big Bill Shelly, notorious Bolshevik. We drug him in last evening.
    - Sheriff: Well, I don't know about no Bolshevik, But...” (continue)
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    Jerry Cortez - Sheriff
    Harry Northup - Harvey Hall
    [Tag:crime, ethnicity, prison]
  • “Why is it always the man's fault? No matter where you go, it's like you're some sort of wandering guilty person without even having harmed a simple kitten. I actually get sad when I think about it. If one is so unfortunate as to have been born... male, then you're also born guilty. Think of the injustice in that. Women are always the victims,...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Matt Dillon - Jack
    [Tag:badness, crime, men]
  • “- Mavis Gary: You're the hate crime guy. Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy.
    - Matt Freehauf: Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods.”

    Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
    Patton Oswalt - Matt Freehauf
    [Tag:bullying, crime, homosexuality]
  • “We can no long wear the uniform of the soldier. We forfeited that right and that includes me. I disobeyed an executive order, I violated my duty as a commanding officer. And eight men paid a catastrophic price. It's a mistake not easy to live with. So here I am just like you, a convicted criminal. Only difference between you and me is, I know...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Robert Redford - Lt. Gen. Eugene Irwin
    [Tag:crime, guilt, soldiers]
  • “What am I gonna do? Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the criminals? That's a stupid idea.”
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:crime, fighting, villain]
  • “London in the '60s, everyone had a story about the Krays. They were twins. Reggie was a gangster prince of East End, Ronnie Kray was a one-man mob.”
    Emily Browning - Frances Shea
    [Tag:comparison, crime, nostalgia]
  • “Justice doesn't mean the bad guy goes to jail, it just means that someone pays for the crime.”
    Mario - Andre Bryant
    [Tag:crime, justice, prison]
  • “You're the disease, and I'm the cure.”

    Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti
    [Tag:crime, disease, safety]
  • “You ever hear about the Nuremberg trials, Trev? They weren't that long ago. Yeah, well, the big shots were the first trial, but then the next trial were just the judges, and lawyers, and policemen, and guards, and ordinary people just doing their jobs, following orders. That's where we got the Nuremberg principles, which then the UN made into...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Edward Snowden
    [Tag:crime, job, trial]
  • “- Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
    - The Joker: I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no! No. You... you... complete me.”

    Christian Bale - Batman
    Heath Ledger - Joker
    [Tag:absence, crime, killing]
  • “If you want to win we’re gonna have to take risks. Blackmail, manipulation, extortion.”

    Sandra Bullock - Jane
    [Tag:crime, politics, risk]
  • - Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.
    - "Booger": What's mopery?
    - Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.

    F. William Parker - Sergeant
    Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
    [Tag:blindness, crime]
  • “- Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
    - Fletcher Reede: Depends on how long you were following me!
    - Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
    - Fletcher Reede: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed...” (continue)
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    Tony Carreiro - Cop
    Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
    [Tag:crime, driving]
  • “- Night Slasher: You want to go to hell? Huh, pig? You want to go to hell with me? It doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters. We kill the weak so the strong survive. You can't stop the new world. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us. It's breeding them! We are the future!
    - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti: No!
    [aims...” (continue)
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    Brian Thompson - Night Slasher
    Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti
    [Tag:crime, future, history]
  • “- Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton: I know you out of money by now, Cleo. Now what you going to do?
    - Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims: Rob another goddamn bank! What the fuck is ya'll thinkin?”

    Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton
    Queen Latifah - Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims
    [Tag:crime, money]
  • Just for once say "fuck it". I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and wanking ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive.
    Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson
    [Tag:crime, fighting, violence]
  • “It is only very very stupid people who think the law is stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe gangsters who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don't mean to fuck up. They just do.”
    Daniel Craig - XXXX
    [Tag:crime, law]
  • “I'm innocent. I've committed no crime. A crime's been committed against me.”
    Denzel Washington - Rubin Carter
    [Tag:crime, innocence]
  • “Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you're a bag man not an attorney. If your intention was to have me committed you should have kept me in Wisconsin where the arrest report, the videotape, eyewitness reports of my inappropriate behavior would have had jurisdictional relevance.”
    Tom Wilkinson - Arthur Edens
    [Tag:affection, commitment, crime]
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