“Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desire. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?”
Crime quotes
584 crime quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“We'll always be fascinated by people who live above the law.”
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“- Tommy DeVito: Hey Nicky! Remember when we couldn't get arrested?
- Bob Gaudio: When was that, Tommy? When you were three?”
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“- Nurse Marino: She was in a group therapy session.
- Teddy Daniels: Huh. Anything unusual occur?
- Nurse Marino: This is a mental institution, Marshal, for the criminally insane. Usual isn’t a big part of our day.” -
“It would be easier to rob a bank, than to break into Area 51.”
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“- Captain Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
- Harry Callahan: Lou Janero.
- Captain Donnelly: What?
- Harry Callahan: It's his men who shot up the car, why don't you send him the bill?”
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“- Records Clerk: You just reached for my phone in a suspicious manner.
- David Waters: No, I didn't.
- Records Clerk: [ignores] That would suggest you're here under the auspices of illegal activity.”
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“- Detective Richie Roberts: I want to know everyone you've met for the last twenty years. Everyone you sold to. Every cop you ever paid off. Every one who ever stole from you. Every one you remember.
- Frank Lucas: Oh, I remember them all. That's not the problem.
- Detective Richie Roberts: What is?
- Frank Lucas: The jails aren't big enough.”
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“- Lor-Em: General Zod, for the crimes of murder and high treason, the council has sentenced you and your fellow insurgents to 300 cycles of somatic reconditioning. Do you have any last words?
- General Zod: You won't kill us yourself! You wouldn't dirty your hands but you'll damn us to a black hole for eternity! Jor-El was right! You're a pack...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“Criminals are like weeds, Alfred: pull one up, another grows in its place.”
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“I'll tell you one thing: if that there Blake fella keeps on shootin' marshals, I might end up liking the bastard!”
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“It's not what you do, it's when and where you do it, and who you do it to or with. If nobody sees it, it didn't happen.”
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“In our line of work, it's not good to be famous. Anonymous is the goal.”
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“This is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!”
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“We can no long wear the uniform of the soldier. We forfeited that right and that includes me. I disobeyed an executive order, I violated my duty as a commanding officer. And eight men paid a catastrophic price. It's a mistake not easy to live with. So here I am just like you, a convicted criminal. Only difference between you and me is, I know...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“I've investigated World Bank organizations, drug cartels, arms dealers, I've never faced this kind of thing! For ninjas it's fucking unbelievable.”
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“You gotta rob to get rich in the Reagan era.”
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“- Anthony 'Tony' Cortino: Gianini... any Sicilian in you?
- Pepper Gianini: Not since last night.”
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