“Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desire. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?”
Crime quotes
594 crime quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“- Sheriff: Harvey, who is that fella son of a bitch?
- Harvey Hall: How's that Sheriff? I mean, which son of a bitch?
- Sheriff: You know the one I mean. The one over there shaking hands with that nigger.
- Harvey Hall: That's Big Bill Shelly, notorious Bolshevik. We drug him in last evening.
- Sheriff: Well, I don't know about no Bolshevik, But...” (continue) (continue reading)
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- Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.
- "Booger": What's mopery?
- Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.
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“- Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton: I know you out of money by now, Cleo. Now what you going to do?
- Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims: Rob another goddamn bank! What the fuck is ya'll thinkin?”
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“- James Bonomo: You're probably wondering why I happen to have my safehouse all wired up.
- Taylor Kwon: Not really. Like most criminals, you have a paranoid personality.”
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“The freak with the top hat is leaving with the basketball.”
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“I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants.”
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“- Jesse Pinkman: What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?
- Badger: Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star.
- Skinny Pete: True that. Two of them bitches.” -
“Criminals are as unpredictable as head colds. You never know when you're going to catch one.”
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“- Sheriff Burnett: Set a wagon outside of town and put as much food on it as you can spare. If they eat, they'll behave. And you women, all of you, stay inside. Understand? Now let's get moving. C'mon.
- Henry Pollicut: Fill a wagon. So now, these bandits gotta be fought with bread and butter. When are we gonna see some law and common sense in...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“Why is it always the man's fault? No matter where you go, it's like you're some sort of wandering guilty person without even having harmed a simple kitten. I actually get sad when I think about it. If one is so unfortunate as to have been born... male, then you're also born guilty. Think of the injustice in that. Women are always the victims,...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- George W. Bush: So we gonna do this thing, or what? I mean, is this happening?
- Dick Cheney: I believe... we can make this work.”
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“Nothing about this case will be dead until Garrett is executed.”
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“We'll always be fascinated by people who live above the law.”
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“- Tommy DeVito: Hey Nicky! Remember when we couldn't get arrested?
- Bob Gaudio: When was that, Tommy? When you were three?”
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“- Nurse Marino: She was in a group therapy session.
- Teddy Daniels: Huh. Anything unusual occur?
- Nurse Marino: This is a mental institution, Marshal, for the criminally insane. Usual isn’t a big part of our day.” -
“It would be easier to rob a bank, than to break into Area 51.”
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“- Captain Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
- Harry Callahan: Lou Janero.
- Captain Donnelly: What?
- Harry Callahan: It's his men who shot up the car, why don't you send him the bill?”
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“- Records Clerk: You just reached for my phone in a suspicious manner.
- David Waters: No, I didn't.
- Records Clerk: [ignores] That would suggest you're here under the auspices of illegal activity.”
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