Justin Long quotes
“- Lem: You were just talking alien.
- Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are.”
“Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.”
“- Trish: What the hell was that guy's problem?
- Darry: For my first guess, inbreeding‼”
“If a guy is treating you like he doesn't give a shit, he genuinely doesn't give a shit. No exceptions.”
“- Lem: Skiff, I'm not a zombie.
- Skiff: Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell me something the real Lem would know.”
“Nine out of 10 people who recognize me recognize me from the commercials.”
“I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.”
“You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime!”
“I know what you are afraid of... and it is not Chuck. It's not monsters or aliens. it's the unknown. I spent my whole life running from it. And I think, maybe, you have, too. But, I'm telling you. The unknown isn't something to be afraid of. It can be your best friend. And just when you think that it means the end of everything you know, it's...” (continue)(continue reading)
“The news is completely manipulated. Everything you hear, every single day is designed by corporate media to do one thing only. To keep you living in fear.”
“Sometimes you smile because you're happy. Other times, you smile just because you've survived. But hey, a smile is a smile.”
“- Darry: We pounded it to dust. We watched it blow the fuck away.
- Jezelle Gay Hartman: I think it's eaten too many hearts, for its own to ever stop!”
“- Gigi: I'm just supposed to turn from every guy who doesn't like me?
- Alex: Uh. Yeah!
- Gigi: There's not gonna be anybody left.”