“My boyfriend doesn’t believe in banks. It’s early in the relationship. I’m still shaving above the knee. Know what I mean?”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“That is a good point. But I didn’t marry you for good points. I married you to blindly support me no matter how ridiculous I’m being.”
Simon Helberg - Howard Wolowitz

“The Next Time You Forget You’re Blair Waldorf, Remember I’m Chuck Bass. And I Love You.”
Ed Westwick - Chuck Bass

“Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this, Marshall Eriksen, but you’ve got a huge package.”
Alyson Hannigan - Lily Aldrin